Asparagpiss

[Chedney Honks]

How do you make this go away faster?

I love the stuff but can't take this burnt tyre honk whenever I go for a slash.

I understand from previous discussions that this is not something that all humans can perceive but this is one time when I regret having a finely tuned nervous system.

The smell of my piss makes me feel sick. My sense of smell is too robust.

[Cuellar]

Hate this about asparagus. All I can think about while I'm eating it is PISS PISS PISS. Puts me off.

[Cuellar]

Oh, can't help with the problem sorry.

[The Dog]

Yeah, must be really difficult for you with that sensitive nose you've got. Fucking hell.

[gilbertharding]

Eat a shit-ton of beetroot. Doesn't help with the smell, but it does add an extra sensory element to the substance.

[Buelligan]

Love it myself, the treble joy of l'asperge.  You hunt and pick it.  You cook and eat it.  You piss and smell it.  The trinity piss a prayer of thanks wafting up.  Aparaghost.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just breathe out while you're pissing. Not hard.

[Bazooka]

Asparagpisss is a poor man's Sugar Puffs Piss.

[steve98]

I've been eating a lot of asparagus this year as part of a gout-prevention regime I'm developing. So far it seems to be working.

[buttgammon]

My piss takes on smells unusually easily. If I eat Marmite or Frazzles (there are other examples which I don't immediately recall), the next time I wee, it will stink of the food in question.

[Buelligan]

I've been eating a lot of asparagus this year as part of a gout-prevention regime I'm developing. So far it seems to be working.

Have I mentioned cherries for gout?  Have a gouty friend, not Prince Charles, ugh, who swears by cherries and cherry juice. 

[BlodwynPig]

Asparagpisss is a poor man's Sugar Puffs Piss.

which is a poor man's seaweed curry piss

[Dex Sawash]

Gin-soaked raisins are supposed to be good for something

[Cuntbeaks]

Sugar puffs had a similar effect on me.

[Buelligan]

Gin-soaked raisins are supposed to be good for something

Very good for getting pheasants pissed, if that's your game.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Piss in your own mouth so the taste takes your mind off of the smell.

[idunnosomename]

eat a lot of asparagus but genuinely have never experience the piss thing.

however when I cook green peppers, whatever I do to them, I get horrible black silage craps the next morning

[Buelligan]

What can I say?  You simply haven't lived.  And don't try to comfort yourself with those half-arsed silage craps, not even the same ball park.  It's better you know the truth.

[steve98]

Have I mentioned cherries for gout?  Have a gouty friend, not Prince Charles, ugh, who swears by cherries and cherry juice.

I'll bear that in mind if the asparagus doesn't work. (I hate cherries, but never mind)

[Zetetic]

eat a lot of asparagus

How much?

[Jittlebags]

I'm going to get some tomorrow and do a cream of asparagus soup. Possibly with some crispy streaky bacon on top, with a toasted ciabatta slice maybe with molten gruyère on it.

[pigamus]

Very good for getting pheasants pissed, if that's your game.

Oh my God, Roald Dahl! I haven't thought about that in thirty years. Yowser.

[idunnosomename]

How much?

couldn't eat a whole one

[Rev+]

Sugar puffs had a similar effect on me.

On everyone.  You could always tell when someone had been on the Honey Monster's finest that morning.

[Chedney Honks]

Loosely crushed Sugar Puffs add a nice texture and natural honeyed sweetness sprinkled over a poached egg. Not a joke.

[Brian Freeze]

And sherry soaked raisins are banging on ice cream.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

I don't eat enough asparagus to be aware of any after-effects but corned beef makes my wee smell like a burning tyre. You could try wrapping asparagus in corned beef (cheaper than prosciutto too) and see which odour wins out.

[canadagoose]

I love a bit of asparagus but I've never noticed a smell from my piss afterwards. Maybe I'll have to try again.

[dissolute ocelot]

Purple sprouting broccoli, or indeed regular-coloured sprouting broccoli. They're the future, none of these bland asparasticks.

[GMTV]

The absolute joy of that blast up your nostrils first thing in the morning when you've forgotten you ate asparagus last night. One of life's simple pleasures. Also enhanced if it was a fish dish.