Moustache Terry

[Goldentony]

Terry Moustache, retired CID, remembers Alvin Stardust, remembers pint

thinks "two garages ideally"

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He was super when he was inventing things like the chocolate orange.  Then he grew that awful moustache!

[Goldentony]

invented it to throw at criminals and make the evidence able to be eaten by everyone at the crime scene tohide signs of massive police abuse corruption

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oh that's terrible then



why do all chocolate oranges end up being invented for horrible reasons







I suppose the moustache was inevitable really

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Inventor of the Shit-On

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Inventor of the Shit-On

His son using it:




All that glutinous beard coming out, and the ecstasy!

[Corduroy Castle]

Terry Moustache and the lads, La Rochelle, 1989. Destroyed that charcuterie.

"Ere mate give us one of them geese, a really fat one yeah, burst it and I'll drink whatever comes out, mon soleil.
Gravy as thick as an arsewife's tea towel."

STACHE CREW 89

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Moustache Terry
Guess you better slow your moustache down

[Goldentony]

gotta say, shockin yard work from those over there