Caterpillar fake

[Glebe]

If the Very Hungry Caterpillar get's wind of this, it'll be like cannibalism! Except not really as it is cake not caterpillar. Cake not caterpillar.

Fuck me, second new page twat of the day.

[jobotic]

When I'm in Aldi I don't think I'm buying M&S stuff because I'm in Aldi.

Works the other way too.


If I had a £15 voucher for M&S I'd buy six Paulaners.

[Icehaven]

On the subject of M&S, I got a £15 voucher for them on my 40th birthday and have no idea what to use it for. The local food branch near me doesn't even have any decent beer to use it for.

Yep I got one for my birthday a few weeks back too, although my Mum didn't write how much is on it so I have to go in and ask, which feels embarrassing for some reason I'm not sure of. I was thinking of spending it on food and drink too but they're so overpriced. I was looking for some of those little cans of spirit and mixer you drink on trains the other day, and the ones in M&S are £3 each! They're about £1.50-£2 everywhere else and often have three for a fiver type deals, so there's no way I'd pay three quid for just one. Probably the same bloody thing just in an M&S can anyway.

[seepage]

If you sign up for their Sparks loyalty card, maybe you'll get an introductory offer to stretch your voucher further.

[idunnosomename]

You mean so you can fit the frozen Colin up there?

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When you actually think about it though, £3 isn't loads of money.  If someone offered you a brand new Ford Citroën for £3 you'd think it was a bargain right?  So why the standard?

[JamesTC]

Aldi should replace the icing with pink icing and make it a big willy.

[madhair60]

sandwich, crisps, bottle of crispy spunk

we're goin' out!!

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Aldi should replace the icing with pink icing and make it a big willy.

Racist

[JamesTC]

I remember when they used to make booby cakes in Tesco it was only ever Caucasian boobs. What tha all about?

[Pink Gregory]

Maybe they should..maybe..mI 'unno, fuk it all in thenfuckin bin.  fuxkin social media playground bloody insect bakerybfuckers

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I remember when they used to make booby cakes in Tesco it was only ever Caucasian boobs. What tha all about?

Why are dick cakes always uncircumcised? Why can't I ask this? Why was I asked to leave? I'm just thinking of the little childhaaa a bloo bloo bloo a bloo

[JamesTC]

If I'm honest, the penis cake I had in my head was circumcised.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Uncircumcise your mind.

[Butchers Blind]

Surely there's too much icing on the uncircumcised cock cake.

[Bazooka]

Apparently the Big Six are forming a breakaway group...

Look at the girth on Tesco's rod!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Surely there's too much icing on the uncircumcised cock cake.

About a third of a half melted Viennetta draped over the end will do the job. No fuss.

[touchingcloth]

Look at the girth on Tesco's rod!

You'll get in trouble with lawyers there if you're not careful. The Gary's Girthy Rod cake is famously produced exclusively by Budgens.

[Glebe]

The Revolt of the Cakerpillars!

[touchingcloth]

Lidl have steered clear of legal troubles by staying clear of caterpillars with Lucas the Lovely Larval Love Length. It's just a stubby fat pink grub spraying spunk absolutely everywhere.

[idunnosomename]

as popular as he is, i am still stunned by the sheer talent of Jim'll Paint It on a regular basis. what an image

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Wilfully associating himself with Jim'll Fix It - that's nice.

[steve98]

Behold - a tardigrade cake ("Terry".) This is the future, the smart supermarket will leave the caterpillars behind for the losers and embrace tardigrades.

[steve98]

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Behold - a tardigrade cake ("Terry".) This is the future, the smart supermarket will leave the caterpillars behind for the losers and embrace tardigrades.

I bet that's garlic rooting from its delicious paws.

[steve98]

Think it might be frozen chips.

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The sheer love that has gone into making that tardigrade's face look so tempting.  It looks fit to burst a facehugger right out, dunnit

[Butchers Blind]

Behold - a tardigrade cake ("Terry".) This is the future, the smart supermarket will leave the caterpillars behind for the losers and embrace tardigrades.

A face only a prolapsed anus could love.

[JamesTC]

Prolapsed anus cake when?

[badaids]

I think its because M&S are a bunch of flailing hasbeen dingbats whose clothes are fucking awful and their food horrifically overpriced

Remember for years that M&S were really proud about not having to advertise because they were such a strong brand and then changed their tune when all the old uns who shopped their died. Nowadays they are right advertising custard gannets and portray themselves as this upper middle class schlock. They do do good food though.

In those days they had the rep of the place where your mum dragged you to buy a new school shirt or your nan went to buy a hat and fuck all else. A dog eared beige, mirrors and chrome ananchronism, So it was hilarious when they nearly went down the pan in the early 90s and am always cheered to see they are struggling.

Aldi (and Lidl) are great so I hope they win.