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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #90 on: April 23, 2021, 09:45:11 AM »
Turned out I had £20 on my voucher so I immediately used half of it on a tiny bottle of perfume, probably use the rest on food next week. As has been mentioned before M&S seem to have been on the brink for well over a decade, it was nearly deserted yesterday despite town being busy and there still being queues outside quite a few other shops so I'll just get some overpriced pizza and wine before they finally sink.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #91 on: April 23, 2021, 11:10:56 AM »
They've really dumbed down their wine range, and completely got out of the 'fine wine' market, at least online. Perhaps there's still the odd bottle left in the Marble Arch store. They were always selling off stuff for a third the normal price e.g. £125 bottles of Taittinger Comtes for £45.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #92 on: April 23, 2021, 11:18:54 AM »
This thread has made me think and realise, I've never bought anything from them. No underwear or any of their food. Sorry M&S.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #93 on: April 23, 2021, 11:26:18 AM »
My eldest decided she wanted an ironic birthday cake for her 16th, so went for a Colin. And it’s actually quite surprisingly good. I thought it’d be really rubbish chocolate cake and lots of cheap chocolate coating (it’s such thick hard chocolate, it’s not really icing). Maybe it is. But the overall combination worked really well.

Not planning to try Aldi’s though I bet it’s all that soapy Moser Roth shite.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #94 on: April 23, 2021, 11:59:45 AM »
Has no one mentioned the thing were you buy several caterpillar cakes, cut some heads and arses off and push them altogether so you get one giant one?

Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #95 on: April 23, 2021, 12:03:23 PM »
The Caterpillar Centipede?

mothman

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #96 on: April 23, 2021, 12:12:37 PM »
So they’d all be joined together in a ring? I could have a bunt at that.[1]
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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2021, 05:32:03 PM »
Prolapsed anus cake when?

30 minutes after sex arse cake

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2021, 01:24:01 PM »
M&S will be ragin' at this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-56955873

See if you can guess what that is from the URL alone, go on.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2021, 01:41:15 PM »
He looks quite content in there. Kevin the carrot & family next. No, they're veg aren't they?

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2021, 01:42:50 PM »
He looks quite content in there.

Snug as a bug in a batter rug.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2021, 01:49:34 PM »
Heh!

Blue Jam

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2021, 01:56:16 PM »
He looks quite content in there. Kevin the carrot & family next. No, they're veg aren't they?

Not to be found in a Glasgow Salad.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2021, 02:59:55 PM »
suppose making a joke about it being like a batter chrysalis is a bit beyond the BBC


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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #105 on: May 01, 2021, 04:34:29 PM »
Batterpillar

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #106 on: May 01, 2021, 05:00:52 PM »
M&S will be ragin' at this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-56955873

See if you can guess what that is from the URL alone, go on.

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He said he had fried a few Mars bars in his time, several creme eggs and the odd Twix. But never a caterpillar.

Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #107 on: May 01, 2021, 05:04:14 PM »
M&S will be ragin' at this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-56955873

See if you can guess what that is from the URL alone, go on.

I guessed it (even though the URL is wrong saying "... -glasgow-west-...": the chip shop's in fact in East Kilbride, not "Glasgow-west", aka the West End. Did you read the article?)... That aside, does anyone really want to eat fish n chips from oil that's just fried a huge chocolate cake? No thanks.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2021, 09:27:35 PM »
Someone on Twitter just lauded Aldi’s Vienetta clone as being superior to the original, anyone tried and can confirm/refute?

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2021, 09:36:40 PM »
Someone on Twitter just lauded Aldi’s Vienetta clone as being superior to the original, anyone tried and can confirm/refute?

Tastes like the older recipe to me, IE pre-2015 or so. From what I can tell real Vienetta changed to become much blander around then. Probably sugar-tax-related?

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2021, 09:39:32 PM »
This thread has made me think and realise, I've never bought anything from them. No underwear or any of their food. Sorry M&S.


Quote from: Marks & Spencer Advert
If you never use underwear or food don't despair,
For we also sell trousers, belts and shoes.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2021, 09:41:00 PM »
Only things I ever bought there were a new peacoat (pretty decent) and a Buffalo Chicken Pizza, which was pretty crap but reduced to like £2 I think.

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« Reply #112 on: May 01, 2021, 09:41:36 PM »
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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #113 on: May 01, 2021, 09:42:23 PM »
M&S will be ragin' at this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-56955873

See if you can guess what that is from the URL alone, go on.

I guessed correctly!

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #114 on: May 01, 2021, 10:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Marks & Spencer Advert

If you never use underwear or food don't despair,
For we also sell trousers, belts and shoes.

Doesn't rhyme.

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #115 on: May 01, 2021, 11:23:32 PM »
^Heh!

And if you want a caterpillar cake
Don't despair, we also do Caterpillar cakes... er, mate?!

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Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #116 on: May 01, 2021, 11:41:06 PM »
wonder if you could deep-fry a load of cum

Re: Caterpillar fake
« Reply #117 on: May 02, 2021, 12:05:23 AM »
For a treat we used to get what were known as "scraps"* from the chippy on a Friday night.

*Leftovers - what our parents couldn't eat - would probably be a more accurate word.

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