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My brother-in-law has turned into a B&Q garden set.

Started by Glebe, April 17, 2021, 07:27:18 PM

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Glebe

Very distressing this, my brother-in-law has turned into a B&Q garden set. He has a parasol sticking out of his bonce and everything. I don't know what to do, my brother (it's a gay marriage, that's 'okay' nowadays apparently) is in bits (literally).

On a lighter note, any of you lot ever had in-laws turn into garden furniture or owt? I wish my mother-in-law would turn into a garden gnome - I'd throw her in a skip!*

*This is just a joke and is NOT 'politically incorrect'.

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I was hoping the garden gnome thing wasn't a joke, to be honest


any chance that you could make it into not-a-joke for your patreon subscribers?

touchingcloth


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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 17, 2021, 10:53:19 PM
This is very silly. PACK IT IN.

B&Q compost actually has record lows of peat inside so you're wrong there

touchingcloth

I'm talking about the compost. PACK IT IN a suitable bag or container.

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Quote from: touchingcloth on April 17, 2021, 11:15:19 PM
I'm talking about the compost. PACK IT IN a suitable bag or container.

It's already fine where it is

touchingcloth


hamfist

Quote from: Replies From View on April 17, 2021, 10:55:31 PM
B&Q compost actually has record lows of peat inside so you're wrong there

No, it has record highs of Pete in it. Pete Beale. Pete Beale's gametes. Pete's gametes. Pete's metes.

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I knew you would say that



I knew it and I didn't even bother changing history