Other wings of Prisons than 'Nonce'

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Then the receptionist's head explodes.

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There should be at least one wing in this multiverse where heads don't explode.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

a wing where all the farts from all the other wings are forcefully piped

It's called Fart Wing

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wings where there is warm milk on the floor.  a swedish couple in the background singing 'age of aquarius' and stamping loratadine antihistamines into the milk

in the foreground there's ornaments of blacked-up sumo wrestlers glued back together


hovis / wurthers originals kid, about ten years old, trying to get a battery operated torch going while his dad yells at him for not studying his ready brek audition script


desperate dan fella trying to illustrate what having a poo is like with a cactus poking out of his anus.  there is a lovely summer's fete vibe to this.  very warm and sunny.  but nobody is paying any attention to him



everyone is instead fixating on the loft entrance.  they can hear what resolves into the voice of mrs warboys behind it, and victor meldrew trying to sound like he is not applying force to her.  everyone in the wing pretends that they are just listening to the archers

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dart board wing where everyone stands there with darts play-acting that they are famous on telly

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"Succamon C" wing where everyone talks like they are doing adverts for health supplements but they drop in arbitrary phrases and memes at the end that sound like vitamin puns but aren't.

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Rotoscoping wing, where everyone thinks the first Prince of Persia (1989) hasn't been made yet so they are rehearsing all the running and jumping and sword-fighting and so on that would be needed for the animators to build from.  They all think they will be the lucky prisoner chosen for the project so are practising night and day on all the moves.

[Bazooka]

Coronation Street.

[Fishfinger]

A wing where all the innocent people are incarcerated, so they don't have to mix with those ghastly criminals.

[Huxleys Babkins]

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