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To those who scoff at Twitter threads

Started by Scarlet Intangible, April 18, 2021, 12:58:44 PM

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Saw this one yesterday. Look at how much information they can convey:




alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Let me explain to you how this very serious thing manifests itself in real life. This is going to be a long one so zip up your seatbelts and buckle in.


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Ok so let's start at the start. Number one - the thing which is serious cannot be fathomed outside of the context of vested interest groups whose


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Number two - and when they cannot fathom their own inherent prejudices what on earth does it say about the range of


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Number three - the last time I checked, this was not true. Several dolphins ARE capable of feelings even if only one the focus group emitted hydraphonic molluscs.


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Number fourth - Which is to say: who's to say? How many of us in reality have ever rendered our own arses defunct? There is not enough research on this as of yet but


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Fifth segment - (Incidentally: the corporation most likely to outperform in terms of urine installations is NOT NECESSARILY the same one that will outshine


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
The sixth and final tweet - Having said that, I recommend reading @bibbledybibbledy 's far more extensive thread on this subject if you want to further the advancement of your neural network knowledge functioning system becau


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Number seven - It has been brought to my attention that a lack of corroboratory follicisms exudes itself most diligently in these pages that I have henceforth


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Number eight - ANYWAY: CITE YOUR SOURCES AND PAY YOUR HORSES!!! IT'S THAT SIMPLE PEOPLE


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Replying to @shitface3000
OH FUCK OFF DID YOU EVEN READ THE THREAD???


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Replying to @deborahfactually @shitface3000
i knooow right it's like did they even reaaaad the thread xD!!


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Replying to @shitface3000 @deborahfactually
SHUT YOUR ARSE YOU GAPING MORON

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Funnily enough someone asked them that and they replied so I will just put what they put because I agree:


alixxx @gobletofhairdryer - Apr 17
Replying to @replfrovi
Define 'good' and define 'bad' and then define 'define', and then put your findings in a blender and add some fudge wrappers, syrup and cigarettes and you've got one of the best smoothies fruit can give. I had one this morning they're sooo good!!

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I am actually having no thoughts or opinions about this.


I hope that somehow helps.

Alright I get it. Nude indifference. I'm so sorry for trying to start a dialogue around here. I guess I should just partake in some virulent Dad-shaming instead then yeah?

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Well the sign for the play area states that it is suitable for children aged 6-10.  Why is your dad swooshing around on it