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Del Bear

Started by JesusAndYourBush, April 18, 2021, 01:30:20 PM

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JesusAndYourBush


bgmnts

Made by a German toy manufacturer. The fucking shame.

BlodwynPig

Steiff are fucking their legacy here

JesusAndYourBush

And just to be clear, it's real not a photoshop!

Video Game Fan 2000

Why does the ad copy explain who Del Boy is.

In case you're really charmed by the character design and you want to know what the context is?

Fambo Number Mive

A cuddly toy fictional criminal. Does he sell other bears gear that fell off the back of a Playmobil lorry? Does he fall through the toy bar and Trigger Bear makes a face?

Fambo Number Mive

Also the idea of a toy bear wearing the skin of a sheep isn't very cuddly.

Video Game Fan 2000

I'm really charmed by this small bear in a sheepskin jacket but I'd hate to have it on my shelf without knowing all the lore about "Del Boy" otherwise my friends might think I'm a poseur.

Video Game Fan 2000

Oh, he's some kind of petty criminal? Fuck that. That's not adorable at all.

idunnosomename

glad you get your £4.50 p&p back if you send it back within three months. if we all order one and send it back we can bankrupt them.

JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on April 18, 2021, 01:37:39 PM
I'm really charmed by this small bear in a sheepskin jacket but I'd hate to have it on my shelf without knowing all the lore about "Del Boy" otherwise my friends might think I'm a poseur.

If only Ramones t-shirts were accompanied by a leaflet explaining all the lore!

Fambo Number Mive

Jacket and cap.but no trousers or underpants.

idunnosomename

gonna order one and stick a fleshlight up its arse and fuck it before sending it back for my refund

Fambo Number Mive

The bear should come with some accessories
Couple of tiny blow up dolls and a small cigar. Is the bear a bit racist like Del Boy was on occasion? Is it often humping female bears?

Video Game Fan 2000

Rodney: but I don't want to get yiffed, del
Del Boy [zipping up bear suit]: shut it you plonker

Best scene in The Shining.

Video Game Fan 2000

You'll be Falling (Thr)Fo(u)r(gh) This B(e)ar

Fambo Number Mive

What other sitcoms could inspire bears costing £275?

Mrs Brown's Bears
Father Teddy
Dad's Bear Army
It's Always Cuddly in Philidelphia

Video Game Fan 2000

The bastards will never grind down Fletcher the Bear.
Rigsby the Bear will change the locks to your heart while you're out.
Victor Beardrew is made of highly carcinogenic material: you "won't believe" your prognosis.

BlodwynPig

They'll be doing a Prince Philip bear next!

Fambo Number Mive

Larry Bearvid, who always manages to put his paw in it around bears.

Captain Z

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 18, 2021, 02:04:14 PM
They'll be doing a Prince Philip bear next!

These are just rebadged Prince Phillip 100th birthday bears.

Video Game Fan 2000

There is never a "paws" in the abusive workplace environment around Malcolm Bearker, who'll put your heart in a "spin"
At only 70 nicker, the birds can't complain about Sid, so adorable he hits you like a punch up the bear-kit.

Video Game Fan 2000

He's come to grope your heart! When you push Compo the Bear off your doorstep with a broom you'll think "how was this acceptable even in the 1970s? Wait, this episode is from 1997 what the holy fu..."

TrenterPercenter

This is incredible.  I actually speechless. £275?!

Fambo Number Mive

I presume people mainly buy these hoping they will go up in value.

TrenterPercenter

How does one go about floating and developing the idea behind a TV sitcom based teddy bear pyramid scheme; I feel this would make of its own hilarious sitcom.

Paul Calf

"Brought to life".

Video Game Fan 2000

Sitcom idea: someone accidentally buys an entire warehouse full of expensive collectable bears that all wear the same stupid random costume.

And their solution is to write a sitcom where a secondary character wearing that costume has a bunch of catchphrases hoping for breakout national treasure status so that they can flog the bears at a ridiculous mark up

Kankurette

Next up: Rodders the Rabbit.

Video Game Fan 2000

Buy Ted Maul the bear or GET STUFFED