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“BRITISH STYLE”

Started by Ferris, April 18, 2021, 09:42:25 PM

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Ferris


Captain Poodle Basher

That bus will soon be minus a roof.


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Is this targeted at US Anglophiles, or patriotic British people?

Ferris


No big red British bus can distract from the use of the detestable 'ml' measurement on the label - the malign hand of the Frenchman writ large. I only buy baked beans that are sold by the hogshead or the acre.

Ferris

Forgot to say I bought two tins.


Ferris

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on April 18, 2021, 11:58:27 PM
No big red British bus can distract from the use of the detestable 'ml' measurement on the label - the malign hand of the Frenchman writ large. I only buy baked beans that are sold by the hogshead or the acre.

Clearly has fluid ounces on there mate. Get with the program.

Funny foreigners have been pandered to with the needless inclusion of millilitres - that might be good enough for you but I'll be continuing to buy my beans by the furlong.

idunnosomename

that little drip over the edge of the fictive frame is utterly obscene. ban this sick filth.

GoblinAhFuckScary


zomgmouse


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Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 18, 2021, 10:21:56 PM
"SOURCE OF FIBRE"

Tins of beans are mined for their fibre and their tin.  More Cornish than pasties are.

poodlefaker

the implication is clearly that the British as a nation are constipated, stuck, unmoving, lacking fibre, full of shit.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The bit of goo dripping over the border makes it look like the front cover of Point Horror kids fiction.

It just needs a strap line

'The more you eat... The more you... Die.'

An tSaoi

I find the sauce in Heinz a bit more tangy than it used to be. I've switched to Bachelor's, which has a much milder sauce.

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Quote from: poodlefaker on April 19, 2021, 12:48:59 PM
the implication is clearly that the British as a nation are constipated, stuck, unmoving, lacking fibre, full of shit.

gelatinous with bits in

GoblinAhFuckScary

Quote from: An tSaoi on April 19, 2021, 03:38:09 PM
I find the sauce in Heinz a bit more tangy than it used to be. I've switched to Bachelor's, which has a much milder sauce.

and a bachelor you will stay with that taste

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custard is quite british isn't it - custard made from a powder.  put some of that in

Fambo Number Mive

Ironic that the Routemasters have now been totally removed from passenger service in London, according to a Tfl information request.


Ferris

Was gonna have some this morning with bacon and toast.

Bottled it. Pathetic. Maybe tomorrow.

shiftwork2

What other style tinned baked beans are there?  Ghanaian?

zomgmouse

Quote from: shiftwork2 on April 19, 2021, 11:11:53 PM
What other style tinned baked beans are there?  Ghanaian?

Gangnam

seepage

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 19, 2021, 11:02:44 PM
Was gonna have some this morning with bacon and toast.

Bottled it. Pathetic. Maybe tomorrow.

If you start heating them now they'll be the right consistency by breakfast-time tomorrow.

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I've heard that air-frying is very British

Inspector Norse

Quote from: shiftwork2 on April 19, 2021, 11:11:53 PM
What other style tinned baked beans are there?  Ghanaian?

Chinese-American


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Supreme American Chef actually knows how to spell colour.

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 19, 2021, 12:02:02 AM
Forgot to say I bought two tins.



Alright mate, no need to show off. How the other half lives, eh?

Ferris

Quote from: Corduroy Castle on April 20, 2021, 11:55:14 AM
Alright mate, no need to show off. How the other half lives, eh?

They were 4 for $6 but I'm not made of fucking money.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: An tSaoi on April 19, 2021, 03:38:09 PM
I find the sauce in Heinz a bit more tangy than it used to be. I've switched to Bachelor's, which has a much milder sauce.

Branstons are top dog imo.