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things to carpe

Started by zomgmouse, April 19, 2021, 01:42:50 AM

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zomgmouse

carpe diem - seize the day
carpe canem - seize the dog
carpe carpem - seize the fish
carpe penis - seize the penis
carpe gotem - seize the insult
carpe crisps - seize the crisps

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carpe warehouse - seize the warehouse



Funnily enough a carpet cannot be seized.  You need to take great folds of one and you can't because of how they take to the floor.  This is why you never have an advert saying "you know what to seize" followed by a T sliding on from the right hand side, with a clicking noise, completing the word "CARPET".

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

carpe hard drive, pending Police investigation
carpe the balls, labore the shaft

zomgmouse

Quote from: Replies From View on April 19, 2021, 07:30:22 AM
carpe warehouse - seize the warehouse



Funnily enough a carpet cannot be seized.  You need to take great folds of one and you can't because of how they take to the floor.  This is why you never have an advert saying "you know what to seize" followed by a T sliding on from the right hand side, with a clicking noise, completing the word "CARPET".

carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

Dex Sawash


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Quote from: zomgmouse on April 20, 2021, 01:46:57 AM
carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

You never have it stated like that though, or ever see a take on the late 80s COMET "you know where to come" adverts, for the reason I gave.

FredNurke

carpe Điện Biên Phủ - fail to seize vital Viet Minh territory.

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Quote from: zomgmouse on April 20, 2021, 01:46:57 AM
carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

still furious at this.  ruined my day


the whole point is you can't seize a carpet

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carpe noncem = seize the peodo

zomgmouse

carpe nukem - seize the duke
carpe means of production - seize the means of production
carpe reinem - seize the reins
carpe golem - seize the monster
carpe nadem - seize the balls

Quote from: Replies From View on April 20, 2021, 01:47:00 PM
still furious at this.  ruined my day


the whole point is you can't seize a carpet

you're not trying hard enough which isn't very hard because it's actually very easy

*seizes carpet*

there, you see

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No, you just touched it with your fingertips.  That's not what seizing means.

zomgmouse


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That's a tile, not a carpet.



Can seize tiles no problem.  Fill your boots.

bakabaka

Quote from: Replies From View on April 22, 2021, 07:19:34 AM
That's a tile, not a carpet.



Can seize tiles no problem.  Fill your boots.

carpe DM - seize the boot

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I would have thought that carpe DM means doing something along these lines:


zomgmouse

Carpe DMs means seize the personal messages

Quote from: Replies From View on April 22, 2021, 07:19:34 AM
That's a tile, not a carpet.


Yeah and what's the tile made of? Carpet

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Quote from: zomgmouse on April 22, 2021, 09:19:14 AM
Yeah and what's the tile made of? Carpet

A carpet tile is only about 2% carpet so you are clawing at loose straws with this.

canadagoose


zomgmouse


Stoneage Dinosaurs

Carpe-on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

zomgmouse

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on April 23, 2021, 01:39:03 AM
Carpe-on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

meaning: seize the on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Carpe On Camping
(Seize the On Camping)

Anyway, there's no "the" word in Latin, so what the fuck are you on about?

zomgmouse

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on April 23, 2021, 06:36:41 AM
Anyway, there's no "the" word in Latin, so what the fuck are you on about?

carpe creative license

Stoneage Dinosaurs


Stoneage Dinosaurs


Stoneage Dinosaurs

Carpe Act II starring Whoopi Goldberg

zomgmouse

carpe prac - seize the palindrome

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carpe marx - seize the unspeaking, harp-playing one of the group

canadagoose