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things to carpe
« on: April 19, 2021, 01:42:50 AM »
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe canem - seize the dog
carpe carpem - seize the fish
carpe penis - seize the penis
carpe gotem - seize the insult
carpe crisps - seize the crisps

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2021, 07:30:22 AM »
carpe warehouse - seize the warehouse



Funnily enough a carpet cannot be seized.  You need to take great folds of one and you can’t because of how they take to the floor.  This is why you never have an advert saying “you know what to seize” followed by a T sliding on from the right hand side, with a clicking noise, completing the word “CARPET”.

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2021, 10:46:49 PM »
carpe hard drive, pending Police investigation
carpe the balls, labore the shaft

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2021, 01:46:57 AM »
carpe warehouse - seize the warehouse



Funnily enough a carpet cannot be seized.  You need to take great folds of one and you can’t because of how they take to the floor.  This is why you never have an advert saying “you know what to seize” followed by a T sliding on from the right hand side, with a clicking noise, completing the word “CARPET”.

carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2021, 02:32:29 AM »

dem bones

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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2021, 07:01:47 AM »
carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

You never have it stated like that though, or ever see a take on the late 80s COMET “you know where to come” adverts, for the reason I gave.

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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2021, 12:57:56 PM »
carpe Điện Biên Phủ - fail to seize vital Viet Minh territory.

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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2021, 01:47:00 PM »
carpe carpet - seize the carpet

there, not so hard is it

still furious at this.  ruined my day


the whole point is you can’t seize a carpet

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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2021, 09:04:15 PM »
still livid

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2021, 09:09:36 PM »
carpe noncem = seize the peodo

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2021, 01:29:00 AM »
carpe nukem - seize the duke
carpe means of production - seize the means of production
carpe reinem - seize the reins
carpe golem - seize the monster
carpe nadem - seize the balls

still furious at this.  ruined my day


the whole point is you can’t seize a carpet

you're not trying hard enough which isn't very hard because it's actually very easy

*seizes carpet*

there, you see

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2021, 07:10:19 AM »
No, you just touched it with your fingertips.  That’s not what seizing means.

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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2021, 03:01:25 AM »


fuck you

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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2021, 07:19:34 AM »
That’s a tile, not a carpet.



Can seize tiles no problem.  Fill your boots.

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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2021, 07:31:13 AM »
That’s a tile, not a carpet.



Can seize tiles no problem.  Fill your boots.

carpe DM - seize the boot

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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2021, 07:47:36 AM »
I would have thought that carpe DM means doing something along these lines:


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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2021, 09:19:14 AM »
Carpe DMs means seize the personal messages

That’s a tile, not a carpet.


Yeah and what's the tile made of? Carpet

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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2021, 11:07:01 AM »
Yeah and what's the tile made of? Carpet

A carpet tile is only about 2% carpet so you are clawing at loose straws with this.

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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2021, 11:44:51 AM »
Carpe on the floor

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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2021, 01:16:33 AM »
Carpe on the floor

seize the on the floor

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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2021, 01:39:03 AM »
Carpe-on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2021, 01:44:16 AM »
Carpe-on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

meaning: seize the on with turmeric, cayenne pepper and garam masala

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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2021, 06:36:41 AM »
Carpe On Camping
(Seize the On Camping)

Anyway, there's no "the" word in Latin, so what the fuck are you on about?

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2021, 08:16:54 AM »
Anyway, there's no "the" word in Latin, so what the fuck are you on about?

carpe creative license

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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2021, 12:51:17 PM »
Carpe Salad

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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2021, 12:55:30 PM »
Carpe's Palace

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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2021, 12:56:14 PM »
Carpe Act II starring Whoopi Goldberg

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« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2021, 02:35:25 AM »
carpe prac - seize the palindrome

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« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2021, 10:59:29 AM »
carpe marx - seize the unspeaking, harp-playing one of the group

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« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2021, 11:56:26 AM »
Corpe

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