Only bloody gone and went and got engaged didn’t I?

[The Culture Bunker]

Weddings are fairly straightforward - just focus on doing what makes you happy and fuck the rest of it. "Ooh what colour should the napkins be?" no fuck off cheap as we can get them and stick the rest of the budget behind the bar waheyyyyy. Etc.

I'd always recommend what my other half and I did: just don't invite anyone to the wedding.

[Jockice]

Only just seen this. Nice one. Or two.

[thugler]

Congrats! Got engaged this year myself and it feels nice doesn't it? good on yer!

[bakabaka]

I'd always recommend what my other half and I did: just don't invite anyone to the wedding.

This.
We just invited our kids (to be the witnesses). Not having to deal with overbearing, demanding, squabbling, pissed, psychopathic parents made the whole thing so much less stressful. They complained, but only down the phone rather than throughout the day.
Though we did have quite a good excuse.[nb]the above-mentioned chemo[/nb]

[NoSleep]

Congrats.

[mothman]

Get in there my son.

He probably already has. The young folk really good for "try before you buy" these days, I gather.

[imitationleather]

He probably already has. The young folk really good for "try before you buy" these days, I gather.

Well I hope he enjoys his time on earth because when he dies it's straight to the fiery pits of Hell for him!

[zomgmouse]

Felicitations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Radiant.

Congrats! Got engaged this year myself and it feels nice doesn't it? good on yer!

I heard you need at least one other person but what do I know

[mothman]

We were warned it was a slippery slope. First men marrying each other, then their pets, now themselves. Wasn't Brexit meant to stop these perversions?