Talking to a working class man

[Fambo Number Mive]

He's baldy.

He has an earring. I could compliment that.

Once you have done so, wink at him and ask "And can I see your other ring?"

[Fr.Bigley]

Ask him if his missus is, and I implore you to use this EXACT phrase "A right dirty fat auld bitch?"
Ask him how many Fray Bentos pies a week he has.
Ask him how he would feel about his son coming out as gay...Then wink at him.
Ask him what he thinks about the fact bald men are considered pussies.
Ask him if he thinks your fiat 500 is better than his van.
Ask him if he'd ever tug a guy off for some money....and then pull that EXACT sum out of your pocket.
Ask him if you can listen to some ABBA on the journey.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Challenge him to a fight with another working class man in the back of the van. You will need to be the referee.

[jobotic]

Ask him what time he knocks off and if he's been busy. Also ask him if he likes Peter Kay (he does).

Ask him if he's glad that Brendan O'Niell has got his back when the woke lefties come for his family.

[paruses]

What about tits? Would tits be a good topic to discuss with the working class man?

To be honest absolutely everyone loves tits so I'd keep it as an emergency topic when all else is failing.

[Fr.Bigley]

To be honest absolutely everyone loves tits so I'd keep it as an emergency topic when all else is failing.

What if the discussion turns to gender politics and tits being non binary now? Would that be high brow or the catalyst for a right good kicking?

[Endicott]

Tell him he reminds you of Buster Bloodvessel and ask if he does karaoke.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Ask him if he's had a good old knees up recently.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Ask him if he saw that ludicrous display last night.

[paruses]

What if the discussion turns to gender politics and tits being non binary now? Would that be high brow or the catalyst for a right good kicking?

I think tits transcend any of that. It's safe ground.

[Butchers Blind]

Talk about OFAH. Plebs love that.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Reply "couldn't make that nowadays" to everything he mentions.

Talk about OFAH. Plebs love that.

Sociologists speculate that the variety of English spoken by working class males is now just a highly intricated patois derived from Del Boy impressions and car insurance adverts.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The working classes are terribly uncouth, aren't they? He'd probably find it amusing if you shit out of the window of the van whilst traveling at high speed on the motorway.

[Fambo Number Mive]

He might be a CABBER as well. Find out by mentioning Ron or Hans.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Tell him you're a registered nonce.

[gmoney]

Any chance you could record it and then post it up here afterwards?

[Bazooka]

Don't worry, as a BETA male you don't actually have the right to talk to him.

[idunnosomename]

whats your favourite dinosaur

[Fambo Number Mive]

If you feel nervous, just picture him naked.

[famethrowa]

Would the van have a stereo? Just saying, Cardiacs, Sutcliffe Jugend, C86 stuff

[Jasha]

You'll just bitch about the firm's middle management won't you?

Failing that kitchen extensions turboing an mx5 or his wife's cancer

[Fambo Number Mive]

He's probably wondering what to say to you as well.

[Glebe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCrY4meYiBs#t=5m8s

[Fr.Bigley]

He'll probably be on another forum about car scrapping or whatever asking this exact same question but entitled: Got some Ponce stuck with me for 5 hours, how do I ignore him?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

He'll probably be on another forum about car scrapping or whatever asking this exact same question but entitled: Got some Ponce stuck with me for 5 hours, how do I ignore him?

Another 40 page monster thread about ponce reductionism (can't ignore that there are foreigners and spanners too if we focus exclusively on ponces) resulting in another wave of lifetime bans from the Only Fools and Carling forum.

[bgmnts]

And you wonder why no working class men post here.

[Fr.Bigley]

(can't ignore that there are foreigners and spanners too if we focus exclusively on ponces)

Lol'd

[thenoise]

Just say what you would say to a normal person except ending each sentence with "mate", "pal" or "you fackin' cunt".

[jobotic]

He's more scared of you than you are of him. Like a spider.


(He fucking isn't. Like a spider)

[Tony Tony Tony]

The real issue here is where the fuck in Ireland takes five hours to get to?

Surely you gonna drive off the edge and into a tar pit or something.