This Facebook advert for a smart ear-cleaner-outer

[neveragain]

What are cotton buds for if not shoving them straight into your bloody ear canal?

[Blue Jam]

God I love cleaning ears. Mine and other people's. And dogs'. I'd love to shove a little camera down my tiny earholes.

[Butchers Blind]

What are cotton buds for if not shoving them straight into your bloody ear canal?

For cleaning out your japs eye. You have to get right down into it though. Give it go.

[idunnosomename]

I'm just a teenage meatbag baby

[dissolute ocelot]

On the continent they just stick a hose in and blast it with water. Same one they use on your rectum.

[Gurke and Hare]

On the continent they just stick a hose in and blast it with water. Same one they use on your rectum.

Up my rectum?

(The great new game show coming to Sky Arts this summer)