20+ Restaurant 'Red Flags' That Mean People Should Leave Immediately

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

1) Restaurant is located on a shelf

[Chedney Honks]

2) on the sign, is spelt 'ristoronto'

[Corduroy Castle]

3. Doesn't do onion rings.

[seepage]

4. Doesn't do British Style baked beans.

[seepage]

5. Beer choice limited to Red, White, and Fizzy.

6. Pasta sauces limited to Red, White, and Fizzy.

[Spoon of Ploff]

7. ketchup not available in squeeze bottle format

[seepage]

8. Maître d' does an accent.

[checkoutgirl]

9. First item on the menu is "Swiss roll on beans".

[BlodwynPig]

2) on the sign, is spelt 'ristoronto'

[Paul Calf]

10. Pictures of the menu on the food

[BlodwynPig]

11. Paul Calf orders another round of 'that special vegan jelly soup'

[Huxleys Babkins]

12. Today's special - cheesy chips

[Fambo Number Mive]

13 - Sounds of orgasmic passion from kitchen

[Paul Calf]

14. Pictures of the walls on celebrities

[Fambo Number Mive]

15. Laurence Fox was seen eating there.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

16. The maître d' warmly welcomes you to the establishment, adding 'we are all paedophiles here'.

[BlodwynPig]

17. Lights out, bar unmanned, chairs on all tables except one, Al Pacino looks up and ushers you in.

[Replies From View]

18. You peep through the window and the owner is scraping his perineum over every square inch of the carpet.

[Sebastian Cobb]

19. Paul Joseph Watson ordered the thing you were going to order "to troll them".

[Clatty McCutcheon]

20. All of the waiting staff are Norman Lamont.

[Fambo Number Mive]

21. Mystery sauce with every meal.

[Huxleys Babkins]

22. Steak tartare found in lady's handbag

[Cuellar]

23 Waiter is an baboon

[Huxleys Babkins]

24. Ghostbusters II "Ghost In a Can" with every meal.

[Cuellar]

25. One of the starters is 'your lung'

[Fambo Number Mive]

26. Free miniature of Nigel Farage with every meal

[Corduroy Castle]

27. Sign on the wall says: FIGHTING AND SODOMY HOUR 7-8 PM.  Your watch says 6:58.

[Poobum]

28. Massive fuck off bull chasing around a dandy foreign man.

[Huxleys Babkins]

29. One of the desserts is served with "anus anglaise"

[Fambo Number Mive]

30. All of the other diners are toddlers.