Do you always take a cup of someone else's urine to the swimming baths?

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I do.


It means that if I ever need to do a wee in there, I simply hold up the little cup of urine at the same time and tip it in.  It's a fantastic alibi.

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Fun fact:  'albino' is a portmanteau of 'alibi' and 'lido'

[Glebe]

This is taking things too far. It really is.

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This is taking things too far. It really is.

It's only down the road.

[Fambo Number Mive]

It's taking the piss (to the swimming baths)

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What do you mean "it"?  I have a name, you know.

[Glebe]

Anyone ever taken a cup of somebody else's chlorinated water to a bath of urine?