Salt Bae is a gimmicky, irritating, winds-me-right-up cunt.

[Fr.Bigley]

Let's pretend like I'm a fucking chef by overly gesturing when cutting a steak and wearing daft glasses and charging other odious cunts for the privilege. Fucking cunt..I fucking hate him.

[Fr.Bigley]

Has restaurants all over the fucking place, charges a grand for a steak, for some reason is mega rich and even has a fucking talent agent!

https://mn2s.com/booking-agency/talent-roster/salt-bae/

I want to get off this fucked rock.

[GMTV]

Let's pretend like I'm a fucking chef by overly gesturing when cutting a steak and wearing daft glasses and charging other odious cunts for the privilege. Fucking cunt..I fucking hate him.

Hi Gordon

[Icehaven]

Never heard of him, looked him up, is it John Leguizamo doing an ''I'm Still Here''?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Watch the youtube video

'Drizzling salt off his elbow in a way that some say is sensual'.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'Getting in the nearest proximate grave in a manner that some say is phantasmagorical'

[Gurke and Hare]

charges a grand for a steak, for some reason is mega rich

I think I might have spotted a clue to the being rich conundrum.

[TrenterPercenter]

Has restaurants all over the fucking place, charges a grand for a steak, for some reason is mega rich and even has a fucking talent agent!

https://mn2s.com/booking-agency/talent-roster/salt-bae/

I want to get off this fucked rock.

State of that webpage, mate.

[seepage]

He's putting far more effort into this than is necessary. One Italian chef just lobs Tuscan steaks, already prepared by someone else, onto his grill for the same effect. Also runs classes to show you how to lob a Tuscan steak onto a grill.   

[Paul Calf]

Watch the youtube video

'Drizzling salt off his elbow in a way that some say is sensual'.

https://youtu.be/A__6QyhqdZA?t=32

DO THE SALT THING SALT BAE OFF YOUR ELBOW LIKE ITS ALL SENSUAL THE SALT THING DO THE SALT THING THE SALT THING SPRINKLE THE SALT DO IT DO IT DO IT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE LOVE YOU SALT BAE

[touchingcloth]

Holy fuck, he's real.

I saw this SNL sketch a couple of weeks ago and just interpreted as a weird Beck Bennett skit.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hope he loses his forearm in a butchery accident. Good luck rolling salt off your stump, cunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hope he loses his forearm in a butchery accident. Good luck rolling salt off your stump, cunt.

Bet he finds a way to though. I bet he finds a way to.

[JesusAndYourBush]

charges a grand for a steak

Surely he'd only be ripping off other rich people?  I don't have a problem with this.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Surely he'd only be ripping off other rich people?  I don't have a problem with this.

He will, if he hasn't already, move on to ways of extracting money from the ordinary person. Books, endorsements, etc.

[The Crumb]

Great scam. Bring your whole gauche crew down to spend £1000 of your parents' money on a meal primarily engaged with through your phone screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVFw1EuK2w

[Fr.Bigley]

Why's you post that? Its everything I hate and added cunts. "HEY GUYS!"



GET FUCKED

[bgmnts]

Hope everyone involves with this gets heart disease.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

you all sound a bit sal-

[steve98]

Lemmee see if I got this right (Maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked in the head). You hire some fuck, some grease-ball fuck, called "Salt Bae", lookin' like David fucking Gest, to come roun' your house and sprinkle salt on your food? like a dribblin' fucking swan?... is that it?... what the fuck is funny about that?

[kngen]

Did he invent the salt off the elbow thing? I feel like I've seen it before somewhere

[Better Midlands]

Did he invent the salt off the elbow thing? I feel like I've seen it before somewhere

It probably was him, he was quite a big meme 3/4 years ago.

[touchingcloth]

Minorly obsessed watching phone videos of people paying through the nose to him to serve them.

I don't get it? He gurns while he fucks up your steak then sheds arm hairs on it. Many's the kebab van I've been to where that kind of service came free.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

why would I want salt off someone's manky unwashed elbow

[touchingcloth]

Just watched a video where he covered a steak in gold leaf then threw it in a grinder and obliterated any trace of the minuscule amount of gold. Magic.

[Fr.Bigley]

why would I want salt off someone's manky unwashed elbow

Because some YouTube kids said it's brilliant.

[touchingcloth]

why would I want salt off someone's manky unwashed elbow

Yet apparently when I prepared crêpes suzette with my dick that was cause for dismissal from The Ivy?

[flotemysost]

He's in some illustrious company there with his professional representation: https://mn2s.com/booking-agency/talent-roster/world-record-egg/

"Similar: Dapper Laughs"

[touchingcloth]

[flotemysost]

TWO free teas though, can't say fairer than that.