Salt Bae is a gimmicky, irritating, winds-me-right-up cunt.

[steve98]

Salt Bae's friend. He can shit onto his elbow.

Remove all that emu shit from Roy Hudd's arm, strip it bare, and you'd have a pretty good Salt Bae prototype. All set to sprinkle (Parky would be confused though.)

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Salt Baeby Baeby
How was I supposed to know
That you were a right fuckhead?

[Marner and Me]

Salt Begby

[touchingcloth]

[Attila]

Has restaurants all over the fucking place, charges a grand for a steak, for some reason is mega rich and even has a fucking talent agent!

https://mn2s.com/booking-agency/talent-roster/salt-bae/

I want to get off this fucked rock.

Looks like Jane Plough has branched out into repping people online. I wonder if she opens attachments yet.

https://mn2s.com/new-signings/

[Attila]

I had never heard of him before seeing this thread. Had no opinions on him. Then I chanced upon this:



Yeah, fair do's, he's probably a twat.

I did not hit her! I did naaaaahhht. Oh hai, Mark.

[thenoise]

Magine being a lovely lady, seduced by Salt Bae's devilish ways, lying on a bed about to be ravished by the Exotic Butcher himself, and as you spread your legs to allow him in to your most delicate parts, he assumes the pose and salts you, off the elbow as is his way.

When I was an undergrad we wrote a porn film script which included a scene where a guy goes down on a girl, comes up and pulls a face, then reaches for salt and pepper, seasons liberally, then continues.
It was another 18 months before I actually managed to sex a girl myself. But we had fun.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Not sure I can commit to a Salt Bae. Maybe what I need is a Salt FWB.

[touchingcloth]

I just see them as salt holes.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

A baby? Made of salt? What the fuck is this shit

[Pink Gregory]

When I was an undergrad we wrote a porn film script which included a scene where a guy goes down on a girl, comes up and pulls a face, then reaches for salt and pepper, seasons liberally, then continues.
It was another 18 months before I actually managed to sex a girl myself. But we had fun.

these days it'd be ras-el-hanout and sriracha *crying laughing*

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

these days it'd be ras-el-hanout and sriracha

my vulva just healed over thanks