The Fashionably Late Euro 2020 Thread

[El Unicornio, mang]

International striking lookalikes: Koke/Kane

A right couple of charlies!

Giroud



Edit: his lookalike isn't a striker though obvi

[buttgammon]

A bit late but I couldn't fathom Isak coming off - have Sweden stopped playing for the 1-0 smash and grab and decided to play for the 0-0 instead?

[Norton Canes]

Took two strikers off, sent two strikers on. Weird.

[buttgammon]

He was their only really threatening player, but maybe it was just fatigue.

[kalowski]

How can Sweden have 0 shots on target? What about the one in the first half that hit the Spanish player and bounced onto the post? Was it going wide?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Pink football boots. Not right, is it? Not right at all.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

'If anyone deserves to cramp up, it's him' - Danny Murphy making cramp sound like a treat there.

[badaids]

I'm glad for Ben Olsen who has been excellent tonight - he did well at Everton last season.

[bgmnts]

Took two strikers off, sent two strikers on. Weird.

One of them was in his mid 30s, he was probably just absolutely fucked.

[Jasha]

International striking lookalikes: Koke/Kane

A right couple of charlies!

[DrGreggles]

Franny Batter?

[Norton Canes]

Are there fuck six minutes of injury time

[Captain Z]

You have a feeling that if either of these teams is going to win it, it's going to be in the next 6 minutes.

[Norton Canes]

Excellent

[Inspector Norse]

How can Sweden have 0 shots on target? What about the one in the first half that hit the Spanish player and bounced onto the post? Was it going wide?

Noticed this before - think blocked shots aren't counted as shots on target.

[bgmnts]

Well done to Sweden there. Incredible defensive effort.

[Jasha]

Enrique quick to put a mask on there hoping to sneak out the stadium without being recognised

[badaids]

Olsen was fantastic but Roygbiv is still better.

[Inspector Norse]

Don't know why Spain are so bothered about winning this one, Poland were absolute shite so they'll pick up an easy win there.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Sweden showing the fruits of a football culture seeded many years ago by Sir Roy Hodgson there, lovely stuff.

[Kankurette]

Spainful.

Olsen was fantastic but Roygbiv is still better.

I wish he'd been like that for us.

[phes]

Olsen masterclass in how to stand in the right place

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Marcus Berg needs to be dropped into some quick drying cement the fucking donkey.

[bgmnts]

https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12332512/marko-arnautovic-austria-forward-apologises-for-celebration-against-north-macedonia-but-denies-using-racist-language

Serbia related racism again, allegedly.

He didn't look like a man who was just giving out some friendly banter did he? I mean I know he isn't racist because he has friends that are Albanian I'm sure but still.

[gmoney]

Noticed this before - think blocked shots aren't counted as shots on target.

Shots that hit the post/bar don't count as shots on target.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

'Yeah loads of Albanian friends mate like my good pal Enver...Hoxha and, uh, Norman Wisdom and...Adil from the Simpsons'

[kalowski]

Shots that hit the post/bar don't count as shots on target.

But...but this one was on target before it hits the player.
Shots that get blocked must count as shots on target otherwise every shot on target would be a goal.
Bit mean that this doesn't get classified as on target because it bounced off someone and onto the post.

[BlodwynPig]

But...but this one was on target before it hits the player.
Shots that get blocked must count as shots on target otherwise every shot on target would be a goal.
Bit mean that this doesn't get classified as on target because it bounced off someone and onto the post.

Dont get prizes for shots on target, unless you are a mad better

[petril]

But...but this one was on target before it hits the player.
Shots that get blocked must count as shots on target otherwise every shot on target would be a goal.
Bit mean that this doesn't get classified as on target because it bounced off someone and onto the post.

it's weird

I always counted it mentally as "if it went in after hitting the defender would I call it an og?" for that

[sevendaughters]

that Isak shot wasn't on target, you can see from the reverse right post angle, it was going wide, he totally spaffed his shot