Cummings attacks Johnson

[pigamus]

How can him SAYING he'll pile the bodies high be a bigger story than him ACTUALLY DOING IT

[jobotic]

The S*n seems to think that Johnson won PMQs, based on the fact that his MPs did more braying and oinking.

Another thing Starmer could say when Johnson is claiming that he's only brought it up because the government areddoing such a great job, is that none of this came from Labour but from Johnson's colleagues in the Vermin Party.

[pigamus]

The S*n seems to think that Johnson won PMQs,

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[Paul Calf]

The S*n seems to think that Johnson won PMQs, based on the fact that his MPs did more braying and oinking.

Another thing Starmer could say when Johnson is claiming that he's only brought it up because the government areddoing such a great job, is that none of this came from Labour but from Johnson's colleagues in the Vermin Party.

Is your spacebar fucked? I've noticed a couple of missed spaces.

A good way to fix glitchy spacebars is to get a can of compressed air and blow it underneath.

[Jittlebags]

A good way to fix glitchy spacebars is to get a can of compressed air and blow it underneath.

Also good for removing crabs from your nads.

[Cuellar]

I don't see how Johnson can survive this

[Huxleys Babkins]

I don't see how Johnson can survive this

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-boris-johnson-himself-judge-23999078

[Paul Calf]

Tinpot dictatorship.

[jobotic]

Is your spacebar fucked? I've noticed a couple of missed spaces.

A good way to fix glitchy spacebars is to get a can of compressed air and blow it underneath.

Phone's fucked.

[Paul Calf]

Ah, yeah. Compressed air won't fix that.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I don't see how Johnson can survive this

Keith will make sure he does.

[jobotic]

Cunty Livesey going for it on Radio 5 that no one cares and Labour won't win elections going on about sleaze (including giving vast amounts of money to their friends).

[chveik]

it's curtains for boris! keith's got him on the ropes! he's the daddy now!

[Pinball]

Gove for PM! Yay!

Oh....

[olliebean]

Can't believe Starmer only asked one question about "bodies piling high". Fuck's sake.

Not much point pursuing it if he doesn't have the actual proof. I think he only raised it to get Johnson on record denying it in Parliament, in the hope that the proof will come to light and that denial will come back to bite him in the arse.

[Jittlebags]

Gove for PM! Yay!

I beleive that Sarah Vile has already ordered some wallpaper swatches.

[olliebean]

I beleive that Sarah Vile has already ordered some wallpaper swatches.

Of course she has, after all she can't be expected to live in a skip.

[Butchers Blind]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56932548

[Fambo Number Mive]

Nice one Keith, you idiot.

[Inspector Norse]

Tory chair Amanda Milling said the Labour leader was "playing politics"

Politician in politics shock

[Inspector Norse]

Would be a first for Starmer mind

[Fambo Number Mive]

Hope Keith enjoyed reading the "wallpaper calculator" whatever that is.

Reminds me of during the pasty tax row when Miliband, Balls and someone else were filmed buying pasties. It's such New Labour style phony wank that appeals to no-one.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

oh my fucking godddddd keeeeith

[Harry Badger]

Popbitch has just published what they claim is Johnson's personal mobile number, saying it was on the bottom of an old press release from his Shadow cabinet days.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56932548

I love when politicians make subtle witty references like this.

[Sebastian Cobb]

flitting between "it's nice to see boris flustered" versus "this appears to be a bigger gotcha than shitloads dead ffs" at an alarming rate.

[Inspector Norse]

Popbitch has just published what they claim is Johnson's personal mobile number, saying it was on the bottom of an old press release from his Shadow cabinet days.

Gives him a convenient get-out for all those dodgy texts: "they were unsolicited offers, someone put my number on a memo"

[olliebean]

Tory chair Amanda Milling said the Labour leader was "playing politics"

Politician in politics shock

Accusing someone of "playing politics" is just about the most playing-politics-y thing you can do.

[frajer]

Fuck's sake Keith, you dozy smug bandwagon-jumping get. It's like when an elderly relative deploys a meme and then smiles at you with glistening eyes.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Don't worry there's more cringe if anyone wants a second helping!