Star signs and first dates

[touchingcloth]

Just had this ad pop up:



Is it accurate?

[Buelligan]

Dunno.  Probably because I'm a Scorpio so that handwriting makes me want to hit the writer repeatedly with a bat.  It's all I can think about.

[dissolute ocelot]

Surely the lion would eat the crab? Do lions eat seafood? Also, I would be very surprised if measurement devices were capable of fathering a baby.

[paruses]

I'd forgotten libra was a star sign

[touchingcloth]

I can't work out what top-right is supposed to represent.

A related question, but how many people know which dates relate to which star signs? I'm always amazed - and appalled - when someone learns, say, mine and my partners birthdays and makes a comment about the compatibility or otherwise of Cancer and whatever hers is (I genuinely don't know).

[DrGreggles]

I'm a March and the missus is a September.
Should Cilla buy a new hat?

[imitationleather]

I just looked up my girlfriend and I's star sign compatibility and we got 90% for sex and intimacy, but 5% for trust. <cigarette>

[Captain Z]

They added a 13th recently which throws the old dates slightly off, and surely just shows up what a load of nonsense it's always been.

[paruses]

The only one I properly get is the bottom right. Maybe it's a rorschach test (and I should be on a list)

[chveik]

They added a 13th recently which throws the old dates slightly off, and surely just shows up what a load of nonsense it's always been.

The Gary sign

[bgmnts]

I've never kissed a lady on her eye before, does that make them mad wet?

[thenoise]

I've never kissed a lady on her eye before, does that make them mad wet?

Was a bit of a thing in Japanese schools a few years ago. Pretty hot but it does carry the risk of conjunctivitis.

[idunnosomename]

purple haired lady doing a big Gin Lane bottom right

[Better Midlands]

I've never kissed a lady on her eye before, does that make them mad wet?

He's just sucked her eyeball out, probably a name for that on urban dictionary.

[Better Midlands]

Was a bit of a thing in Japanese schools a few years ago. Pretty hot but it does carry the risk of conjunctivitis.

Japanese rain goggles.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I've never kissed a lady on her eye before, does that make them mad wet?

Ladies Love Suehiro Maruo

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm Sagittarius and you can take me go karting.

[flotemysost]

I can't work out what top-right is supposed to represent.

I think she's showing off an engagement ring while keeping the guy in some kind of armlock, i.e. he's been turned into a SIMP SOYCUCK.

Imagine thinking you were more or less compatible with someone because of the time of year they happened to come into existence. I'm on the cusp between two signs anyway, not sure if that broadens my potential dating pool or just means I'm twice as likely to be shunned.

[touchingcloth]

I'm Leo, and I'm hilarious.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm not sure about the bottom right one. Do Libras impregnate you and then slap you about? Actually, she looks like she's got a couple of black eyes even on the first date, so he probably did that shortly after dinner.

[imitationleather]

I'm not sure about the bottom right one. Do Libras impregnate you and then slap you about? Actually, she looks like she's got a couple of black eyes even on the first date, so he probably did that shortly after dinner.

I'm a Libra. Take from that what you will...

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Please stop hitting me. Think of the baby...

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Please stop hitting me. Think of the baby...

"Just-a one cornetto...."
"Its three AM and the baby is sick"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"Sakura why is our child not anime? Is it anything to do with the new Cosgrove Hall milkman I wonder?"

[zomgmouse]

As a Virgo I am incompatible with people who take star signs seriously

[kittens]

whereas, as a virgo myself, i am a virgin no matter how many ladies i bone

[Dr Trouser]

Cancer seems a nightmare date to be honest. Last time I donate any money to Macmillan

[BlodwynPig]

Confucius say: Never change wardrobe despite all the hardships

[Attila]

I am a Virgo; Mr Attila is a Gemini. That he's still alive and I'm not in prison is a miracle.

[timebug]

Apparently, I am a Pisces. So the predictions in the daily papers about my life,are bound to be 100% accurate,as they only cover about a twelfth of the population. My wife was a Gemini, and according to astrology peeps, we were no kind of match. We had forty seven years of 'not matching' so what do I know?