Local news: dog eats toddler's shit and then wipes its arse with its fur

[idunnosomename]

Er, very common in China I reckon.

Well perhaps that's why the coronavirus came out of Wuhan Province and not the West Riding. there. I said it.

[touchingcloth]

Spoiler: the shares are tiny coins of dog shit.

[Catalogue Trousers]

How low can you go?

A little Jack Russell like that etc etc

[Captain Z]

It's disgusting. And some people let these things live in their houses!

The dog isn't much better either.

[dissolute ocelot]

I leave my shit in black bags tied to trees and the dogs never touch it :(

[Johnny Yesno]

😡

That dog has shamed your people.

And mother gets to talk about the happy thud of her son's turd in the paper.

It was in the leaves not the paper.

we will have a whole army of dogs in descending sizes operating in a canine-centipede supply line fashion.

Gradually refining the material until the chihuahuas shit charcoal briquettes.

[idunnosomename]

does anyone else have a childhood memory of having an al-fresco shit? because I don't. I shit in the bath once (28 lol). but I've never curled one out on the earth, because you just, don't? because needing a poo isn't like needing a wee? unless you're ill?

[Dex Sawash]

cobb shat in a hole his dad dug on the beach (also 28)

[Sebastian Cobb]

we will have a whole army of dogs in descending sizes operating in a canine-centipede supply line fashion.


So how many shares shall I put you down for?

If you made a really long dog centepede would the poo ever go bad or is it constantly being reconditioned into fresh shit by each dog?

[Replies From View]

"So he was in that dangling stage" - the youngest was nothing but lucky that he wasn't going through puberty at this point in the story.

[The Dog]

That dog has shamed your people.

If he exists at all, which is very unlikely, then he is clearly suffering from psychological problems and that is very sad. Poor dog probably has to live with a bishop or something.

[The Dog]

Do we ever see threads about a cat shitting in a person's mouth? No!

That is literally the number one goal of all cats, that is how they reproduce.

Double standard.

[Paul Calf]

Hmmm thinking these dogs with a taste for human excrement could work well when the festivals get the go ahead again.

I'm thinking along the lines of "why walk to that stinking cubicle, which 100s of other fuckers have golloped their over-priced street fayre into, when one of our turd gobbling staffies will eat that shit straight out your anus from the mosh pit"

Has anyone got Egg Wallaces number? think he could be the ideal man to front this to investors.

In some countries, animals are trained [nb]Well, not so much trained as left without any other food source, which I suppose is the same thing[/nb] to eat the excreta left by humans. All I'm saying is don't have the bacon in India or the catfish in Vietnam.

[Replies From View]

Probably just some kind of comeuppance for the final scene of Pink Flamingos.

And you wonder why we don't get more fans of Fantasia 2000 posting here.

[Replies From View]

I started reading this as you talking about "woman" in the general sense.

"Woman" in the John Lennon sense.

[GMTV]

The mum posts on HS Art by the looks of it

[Zetetic]

In some countries, animals are trained [nb]Well, not so much trained as left without any other food source, which I suppose is the same thing[/nb] to eat the excreta left by humans. All I'm saying is don't have the bacon in India or the catfish in Vietnam.

This sort of thing if anyone is wondering:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet

[hamfist]

is this why Dogecoin is "mooning" again ?

[Kankurette]

does anyone else have a childhood memory of having an al-fresco shit? because I don't. I shit in the bath once (28 lol). but I've never curled one out on the earth, because you just, don't? because needing a poo isn't like needing a wee? unless you're ill?

No.

Why they felt the need to publish this article is beyond me. Dogs are gross, film at 11.

[Sebastian Cobb]

does anyone else have a childhood memory of having an al-fresco shit? because I don't. I shit in the bath once (28 lol). but I've never curled one out on the earth, because you just, don't? because needing a poo isn't like needing a wee? unless you're ill?

Yes, suddenly needed a shit while on a beach with toilets miles away and very busy. Dad dug a hole with my plastic spade and told me to crap in that.

[Paul Calf]

The Logs (2021)

[Butchers Blind]

does anyone else have a childhood memory of having an al-fresco shit? because I don't. I shit in the bath once (28 lol). but I've never curled one out on the earth, because you just, don't? because needing a poo isn't like needing a wee? unless you're ill?

Don't know about childhood memories but I've had the odd open air shite into adulthood.

[idunnosomename]

Well i mean proper camping or where you bury it in a hole is fine. Just not shitting in Hebden Bridge and leaving it there.

[RetroRobot]

So when dogs do it it's fine but when my uncle did it he gets locked away in a padded cell.
One rule for dogs and one for everyone else. I for one am sick of the working class shite scranner getting the arse end of the stick.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

for my sanity, please tell me this article isn't real.

[holyzombiejesus]

On the same local Facebook page, someone reported that there were two lumps of human faeces in the wooded area of the children's play area. They'd found a paving slab to cover one of them but the other was still there :(

[Sebastian Cobb]

The only time I've been confident an al-fresco shit came from a human was when there was a pile of shitty napkins next to it.

That was in the steps at the end of North Bridge in Edinburgh.

[Butchers Blind]

Any news from Mumsnet on this breaking story?

[El Unicornio, mang]

Did a poo in my neighbour's dustbin lid when I was about 5.

[SteveDave]

I had to aid my son (then 3) to do a shit in a park in Hastings last year. We were approx 5 minutes walk from where we were staying for the weekend but he said "It's coming now!" So I picked him up, darted behind a tree, hoiked down his trousers and sat him over my knee in a very awkward (and dangerous- I'd only brought one pair of trousers) position. He then sprayed what was basically liquid from his hole as my wife was doubled up laughing her head off. We bagged up the wet wipes needed for clean up but the matter was already being dissipated by the torrential rain pouring upon our heads.

True story.