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fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog

Started by Goldentony, April 28, 2021, 02:17:53 AM

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Goldentony

how's that got to two arse wiping pages, who the fucks logged in and gone aye bit of this, is there a way to code basic to reverse engineer its creation, Buzby?

Goldentony


Goldentony

oh my god every time I go back to the forum fucking hell

idunnosomename

it's time for faecophiliacs

and we're depraved to the max

so sit back and relax

we'll crap till we prolapse

we're faecophiliacs

Video Game Fan 2000

And you wonder why more coprophagic dogs don't post on here?


Should Barry Admin permanently sticky the thread about the satan dog?

Yes - [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 95% (9,530)
No - [] 5% (502)


Video Game Fan 2000


Video Game Fan 2000

Whenever kids don't flush their parents fling the poo about a bit, put a bite mark in it and leave the window open.

"Now look what you've done, Black Shite's got your scent"





Cold Meat Platter


Video Game Fan 2000

turd-sucking dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my arsecrack
You dirty old turd-sucking hound


Buelligan

Thank you GOLDENTONY for speaking up for decency, for darling dogs, here.  I too refuse to even stare briefly at that hell thread.  I certainly will never ever read it, that is a solid promise.  DEPRAVED.  No other fucking word will do. 

Dear lord please deliver us from eyeing this toxic material.

RetroRobot

Reckon half the forum is a psyop bought out by the Dogs for Shite Scranning Fund.

pancreas

Quote from: The Dog on April 28, 2021, 07:22:50 AM
The Turd Libel rears its ugly head again.

On the basis of the above, I would like to invoke the MacPherson principle.

Sebastian Cobb


Video Game Fan 2000

I reckon Dick Dastardly had Klunk build a special toilet under his seat so he could shit directly into Muttley's cockpit.

Video Game Fan 2000

'member Woof! on CITV?

Never saw the dog sat down to have his tea did you. Must have been a real money saver for the kids mam.

"I've been laid off again, can't you turn yourself into a dog? There's some lovely turds in the yard..."

touchingcloth

To try and restore balance to the universe I ate my dog's shit today and fingered his arse clean. HTH.

Catalogue Trousers

I went down McDonalds with my dog earlier and he ate a big pile of shit.

And then, when we left Mcdonalds ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


holyzombiejesus

For reference:

QuoteMs Goodhart said: "It was a beautiful day at Hardcastle Crags, as ever, and we'd gone and done the usual plodding around.

"Walking back up the steep above Gibson Mill got the inevitable "Mummy, I need a poo" from the little one.

"We were out of sight and out of the way behind a tree and so I whipped his kecks down and dangled him over a nice mossy area so he couldn't be seen.

"So he was in that dangling stage, when we'd had one happy thud on the ground but waiting for a possible second, when this dog appeared.

"It licked his bum and it sniffed at his bum and then it snuffled around beneath me. I could hear the owner calling his dog but it was too exciting for the dog and it couldn't handle it.

"Then it found the treasure that my toddler had left in the leaves and it just golloped it.

"Then as the dog ran back under my legs again it just did a full-on toilet paper dog-wipe underneath my boy's bottom.

Camp Tramp

I ignore all threads about shit and flatulence because neither is my bag.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Catalogue Trousers on April 29, 2021, 02:21:43 PM
I went down McDonalds with my dog earlier
ma neh neh neh

and he ate a big pile of shit
ma neh neh neh

And then, when we left Mcdonalds ah ha ha ha

You left a line dangling, brother. Come finish these twelve bars with me.

Mr Banlon