Author Topic: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog  (Read 1848 times)

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2021, 12:22:15 PM »
'member the dog that ate that shit.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2021, 12:23:10 PM »
Two pages. Yes.

Someone say something about racism or Michael Gove and we can keep this running all summer.

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Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2021, 03:53:11 PM »
I'd love to see Michael Gove eating toddler shit. Alongside a dog.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2021, 04:02:16 PM »

golloped it

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2021, 12:08:52 AM »
I find all threads can be improved by adding "and then he ate a big poo" on the end. "Cummings attacks Johnson", "Jack Ma", "Cat slaps a seal", every one.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2021, 12:44:33 AM »
Dominic Cummings holding up Boris Johnson over the Downing Street garden wall so he can do a big poo next door.

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Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2021, 12:49:45 AM »
Dominic Cummings holding up Boris Johnson over the Downing Street garden wall so he can do a big poo next door.
goddamn it now I'll never sleep again

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2021, 12:55:17 AM »
Dominic's in a wide leg stance and his tiny biceps are quivering from the exertion. His head is going from a raspberry to a grape flavoured chupa chup and all getting veiny like middle aged stiffy.

Boris is just kicking his legs and muttering about not being able to go.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2021, 04:23:03 AM »
Turd eating dog
Turd eating dog
I been working in Yorkshire
with a turd eating dog

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Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #39 on: Yesterday at 12:24:03 AM »
I thought this was going to be somebody being very annoyed at all the pictures of Hans.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #40 on: Yesterday at 12:41:12 AM »
Hans is Jesus dog! We eat his poops, like Catholics do with Jesus.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #41 on: Yesterday at 12:43:11 AM »
Was Jesus' shite holy? What if he strained hard and did a roid striped bloody poo that must be sacred.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #42 on: Yesterday at 12:44:19 AM »
Damn I scraped the barrel a bit there.

After three days he rose again and saw the cup of tea mary left for him.

Re: fucking destroy that mad thread about the satan dog
« Reply #43 on: Yesterday at 12:46:12 AM »
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