He's turned on a sixpence! SHOCKING twist as popcorn deceives me!

[Glebe]

Guys, I dunno what to do, I'm devastated. As you know, myself and popcorn had made up and have been best of buddies.

But within hours of the truce, I got the shock of my life. You may be aware of the thread 'popcorn is the best yeah, really love him!' thread I started, one of many praising this supposedly 'reformed' popcorn. I've been singing popcorn's praises, but as it turns out I sang too soon.

It all started with a PM he sent me early. It read: 'U are a fookin loser mate sad bastard ha ha sike!'

Since then, I've been barraged with over 100 really offensive PMs calling me everything under the sun and wishing all kinds of things on me. I can't read the worst of these, but 'I hope your beloved Uncle Johnny has a massive cardiac arrest and vomits all over you' is about the level we're talking here. He also called me 'feckless, a sad excuse for a sub-human twat-merchant.'

Never in the history of the world has there been such a duplicitous character. Apologies in particular to Ferris; in my brainwashed state, I just couldn't heed your warnings about the tricking monster known as popcorn.

[popcorn]

nah that was just a joke mate

love ya xx

[bgmnts]

#MeToo

[BlodwynPig]

Odd as you (Glebe) sent me those PMs. I think you are in a fugue state, Glebe.

[Ferris]

It'll take more than apologies to make things right this time. These bridges are burned, mate.

[Glebe]

nah that was just a joke mate

love ya xx

Not falling for that again.

[popcorn]

babe why won't you respond to my PMs

[Ferris]

babe why won't you respond to my PMs

We've been over this, it would never work. I have to be sensible, for both of us.

[popcorn]

if you want me to stop sending them all you have to ask


... xxxx

.... I'll be waitng......

[Ferris]

PM'd.