Wellingborough Frot Maze

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Frot your way around 12 kilometres of tended bush at Wellingborough Frot Maze.

Fun for ALL the family! (Adults Only)

Monday - 11-5
Tuesday - CLOSED (Cleaning)
Wednesday - CLOSED (Cleaning)
Thursday - 2-5
Friday - CLOSED (Cleaning)
Saturday - 8-10.30 Morning Session then CLOSED (Cleaning) until 4-6 Evening Session
Sunday - CLOSED (Cleaning)

Don't forget our special events!

Solstice Frot! Midnight frotting on both solstices, not just one solstice, like other Frot Mazes we could mention (Ilkeston). See in the maximum (or minimum) declination of the solar cycle in style, with buffet provided by Higham Ferriers Pagan Society.

Harvest Frotsival! Give thanks for the bountious plenty the Lord has giveth! (Bring glo-sticks)

Whitsuntide Frot Madrigal (self-explanatory)

Advent Frot-Off Our nationally famous (Look North piece November 2006) Frot-Off is an Advent long contest enjoyed by hundreds, as they frot-off to see who is crowned British Frot Golem.

Entrance: £15
Car parking: fuck off

And remember: There is no going back! There is no going back! There is no going back!

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Car parking: fuck off

seems legit