Author Topic: Jack Ma  (Read 1660 times)

bgmnts

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Jack Ma
« on: April 29, 2021, 08:49:42 AM »


Is there a more square head on the planet? It is so fucking fascinating.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2021, 09:24:13 AM »
Yes, Ayn Rand

(Who, I've just discovered, appeared - if you can believe it - as an extra in Cecil B DeMilles' 1927 epic "King Of Kings" (pic). She'd only been in Hollywood a few days, homeless, pennyless etc when DeMille spotted her and gave her a job.)

(I don't know if he employed her just for the squareness of her face ... Probably not: a square face might actually have been a disadvantage among all the pointy-faced Galileans.) )


Rand, centre (Staring straight at the camera, tut tut)

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2021, 09:38:37 AM »
In that pic (as I see it) she's actually saying "I'm not", because The King Of Kings has just told them they're "All individuals." "I'm not an individual" she says (straight to camera.)

Anyway, here she is off-set. You don't get much more square-faced than this.




Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2021, 11:24:46 AM »


Samson Lee's pretty close but then he has no neck so maybe that's cheating?

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2021, 11:55:25 AM »
His too-close together, piggy eyes are an asset, because they take your focus off his crappy beard, and what might - Or, more likely, might not - lie under it. Let's see him without the beard.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2021, 02:28:42 PM »
Like Prince Harry and Wayne Rooney somehow had a baby together and pumped it full of sausage meat.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2021, 02:49:35 PM »
Yes, Ayn Rand

(Who, I've just discovered, appeared - if you can believe it - as an extra in Cecil B DeMilles' 1927 epic "King Of Kings" (pic). She'd only been in Hollywood a few days, homeless, pennyless etc when DeMille spotted her and gave her a job.)

What with that and the welfare claims later in life, it turns out she was a workshy layabout flat screen cinema scrounger. Partridge shrugged.

In that pic (as I see it) she's actually saying "I'm not", because The King Of Kings has just told them they're "All individuals." "I'm not an individual" she says (straight to camera.)

Surely Elvis is telling them they're all part of society.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2021, 05:07:49 PM »

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2021, 05:13:05 PM »


Fact : He used to wear a cube shaped racing helmet

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2021, 05:18:19 PM »


If this ain’t cube, why does it look so square ?

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2021, 05:26:55 PM »


Fact : He used to wear a cube shaped racing helmet

Coultard, yeah, of course., well spotted. (If you removed his nose) you could make a perfectly balanced and fair dice, from his head: Each of the 6 sides would have an equal chance of being rolled.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2021, 05:29:46 PM »
The first two have an appearance where the grouping of their facial features don't really match the shape of their head, so it looks like a bad face replace photoshop where someone has used the clone tool to create a blank face then dropped the other facial features on them without spacing them out. Sajid Javid also has this phenomenon but his head is very round.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2021, 05:39:01 PM »



Robert Z'dar is more bizarre.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2021, 08:07:48 PM »


What The Prodigy song is this?

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2021, 08:22:02 PM »


What The Prodigy song is this?

Sent to Outa Space(by the CCP)?

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2021, 08:35:07 PM »
Is there a more square head on the planet?


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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2021, 10:44:17 PM »
Sent to Outa Space(by the CCP)?

Nope. Guess again.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2021, 07:41:35 AM »


If this ain’t cube, why does it look so square ?

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's head is clearly hexagonal. Maybe one for the thread "Celebrities whose heads are shaped like a polygon of 5 sides or more".

You could very pleasingly tessellate Bextor heads like a kind of sexy honeycomb.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2021, 01:29:37 PM »


Fact : He used to wear a cube shaped racing helmet
He was the first squarehead I thought of.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2021, 01:39:27 PM »


What The Prodigy song is this?
Smack my bitch up.

bgmnts

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2021, 01:41:45 PM »
Jack Ma Beets Chopped

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2021, 05:12:07 PM »
Beetrootstarter.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2021, 05:13:47 PM »
Whenever I see his name I always have to follow it up by singing 'I can boogie, I can boogie all night long'.

And now you will too.

Sorry.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2021, 05:39:00 PM by turnstyle »

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2021, 05:24:11 PM »
This whole thread is pointless really because the OP's suggestion that Jack Ma (whoever he is) has an astonishingly square head is wrong - It isn't the least bit square (and certainly not in the same league as your Coultards and your Ellis-Bextors). It's an inverted pear, if it's anything.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2021, 07:35:13 PM »
Smack my bitch up.

Close. I know that's what it sounds like but it's actually

Jack Ma Beets Chopped

Congratulations!

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2021, 10:49:17 PM »
Another Wales rugbyman


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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2021, 10:59:45 PM »


If this ain’t cube, why does it look so square ?
She's got more of the Dairylea Cheese triangle look.

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2021, 12:14:41 AM »
Sophie Ellis-Bextor's head is clearly hexagonal. Maybe one for the thread "Celebrities whose heads are shaped like a polygon of 5 sides or more".

You could very pleasingly tessellate Bextor heads like a kind of sexy honeycomb.

Can I shock you ?



Sophie’s beautiful head is a cube, just that it’s up on a corner instead of all orthogonal like David’s

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Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2021, 11:07:39 AM »
No, you can't shock me. Put those electrodes away, you maniac.

And Sophie's beautiful head is just a hexagon with triangles drawn on it.

Re: Jack Ma
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2021, 01:40:13 PM »

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