Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile

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Really want to aggravate a local paedophile with my choice of camera bag.  Any ideas?

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I really want this to reach fruition guys so please work with me

[Fambo Number Mive]

Get one with "I'm 7" on it. He or she will see the bag, get all excited and then notice you are actually 26 and tut.

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Oh how interesting - as a paedophile he would cast me as substantially younger than my 41 years.  I hadn't considered this.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Or ask a paedo hunting group if they sell camera bag merch.

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Or ask a paedo hunting group if they sell camera bag merch.

Would a local paedophile be angered by a paedophile hunting group?  Can you be sure?  I don't want lots of fits and starts and trial and error experimentation with this btw - I want to hit with the correct camera bag instantly with no fuss.

[BlodwynPig]

Get one with a barely concealed 'upskirt' camera but when the paedo nabs it it turns out to be a mouldy tomato

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Sorry; I've no interest in the paedophile stealing the camera bag.  Sorry if I wasn't very clear about that.

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Must say I'm quite shocked by the sheer number of HS Art regulars who are remaining silent in this thread and are therefore obviously siding with the paedophiles

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Your ongoing silence speaks volumes.  Absolute volumes.

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Hello welcome to this new thread that I have only just started this instant. 

I am looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile, so please tell me what kind of camera bag would anger you, thanks

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Hello I am looking for the kind of camera bag that would anger you.  No reason in particular, just want to know

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hi, just starting this brand new thread here - i'm seeking suggestions for a camera bag that would anger you.  which would you go for?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A camera bag with a picture of an elderly naked couple on it.

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A camera bag with a picture of an elderly naked couple on it.

Thank you I am jotting down all the suggestions I receive.

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Any more suggestions please?

[bgmnts]

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Is that a camera bag?

[bgmnts]

Yes. I put all my cameras in that and paedos fucking HATE it.

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Interesting

[gib]

I had the same camera bag as bgmnts but had to get rid of it because dirty old men kept asking me if it was actually a camera bag.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Do you wanna see in my bag, my bag my bag?
Do you wanna see in my bag?
Oh yeah!

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I had the same camera bag as bgmnts but had to get rid of it because dirty old men kept asking me if it was actually a camera bag.

Well that was an unfortunate decision.  It's a nice bag and all the clean young lads already knew it was a camera bag so wouldn't be asking again, then you suddenly binned it.