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Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« on: April 29, 2021, 12:13:21 PM »
Really want to aggravate a local paedophile with my choice of camera bag.  Any ideas?

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2021, 01:25:28 PM »
I really want this to reach fruition guys so please work with me

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2021, 01:33:30 PM »
Get one with "I'm 7" on it. He or she will see the bag, get all excited and then notice you are actually 26 and tut.

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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2021, 02:01:32 PM »
Oh how interesting - as a paedophile he would cast me as substantially younger than my 41 years.  I hadn’t considered this.

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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2021, 02:56:34 PM »
Or ask a paedo hunting group if they sell camera bag merch.

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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2021, 03:07:04 PM »
Or ask a paedo hunting group if they sell camera bag merch.

Would a local paedophile be angered by a paedophile hunting group?  Can you be sure?  I don’t want lots of fits and starts and trial and error experimentation with this btw - I want to hit with the correct camera bag instantly with no fuss.

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2021, 06:30:00 PM »
Get one with a barely concealed 'upskirt' camera but when the paedo nabs it it turns out to be a mouldy tomato

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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2021, 06:35:29 PM »
Sorry; I’ve no interest in the paedophile stealing the camera bag.  Sorry if I wasn’t very clear about that.

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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2021, 02:17:31 PM »
Must say I’m quite shocked by the sheer number of HS Art regulars who are remaining silent in this thread and are therefore obviously siding with the paedophiles

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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2021, 07:58:36 PM »
Your ongoing silence speaks volumes.  Absolute volumes.

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2021, 08:00:14 PM »
Hello welcome to this new thread that I have only just started this instant. 

I am looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile, so please tell me what kind of camera bag would anger you, thanks

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2021, 08:00:59 PM »
Hello I am looking for the kind of camera bag that would anger you.  No reason in particular, just want to know

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2021, 11:33:41 PM »
hi, just starting this brand new thread here - i'm seeking suggestions for a camera bag that would anger you.  which would you go for?

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2021, 11:43:05 PM »
A camera bag with a picture of an elderly naked couple on it.

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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2021, 06:11:37 AM »
A camera bag with a picture of an elderly naked couple on it.

Thank you I am jotting down all the suggestions I receive.

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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2021, 09:09:09 PM »
Any more suggestions please?

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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2021, 09:35:27 PM »
Is that a camera bag?

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2021, 09:57:04 PM »
Yes. I put all my cameras in that and paedos fucking HATE it.

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2021, 10:03:04 PM »
Interesting

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2021, 10:39:37 PM »
I had the same camera bag as bgmnts but had to get rid of it because dirty old men kept asking me if it was actually a camera bag.

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Re: Looking for a camera bag that would anger a paedophile
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2021, 11:44:49 PM »
Do you wanna see in my bag, my bag my bag?
Do you wanna see in my bag?
Oh yeah!

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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2021, 09:12:04 AM »
I had the same camera bag as bgmnts but had to get rid of it because dirty old men kept asking me if it was actually a camera bag.

Well that was an unfortunate decision.  It’s a nice bag and all the clean young lads already knew it was a camera bag so wouldn’t be asking again, then you suddenly binned it.

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