Werther's Originals becoming too expensive to produce.

[Bazooka]

The popular butter sweet is not cost effective in its current form, so will now be made from 93% scallops.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Just replace the butter with margarine.

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Buttermints and butterscotch to be similarly affected


Olivio is apparently the expected replacement at this stage.  I guess we should "watch" this "space", haha!!

[Glebe]

Rich and creamy and "ungommonly" good... so much so that even Jon Pertwee gifted them to his little grandson!:

[Bazooka]

Can't even get Werther's on prescription anymore, sign of the times I suppose.

[Glebe]

Can't even get Werther's on prescription anymore, sign of the times I suppose.

It's fucking heavy stuff, mate. Stronger than fentanyl, apparently. They use it to drug elephants now. Rich and creamy and ungommonly good!

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You do realise this severely dampens our ability to 'down' a pensioner?

[Glebe]

BREAKING NEWS: Extra supplies of Werthers have been flown in from Germany after some grandpapas heard of the shortage here.

[An tSaoi]

They're bringing out Werther's Unoriginals, which as the name suggests, is the exact same formula as the original Werthern's Originals. It's like Inception, but ironic, and also entirely unironic too.

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They're bringing out Werther's Unoriginals, which as the name suggests, is the exact same formula as the original Werthern's Originals. It's like Inception, but ironic, and also entirely unironic too.

I see, like the 'New Coke' fiasco.