your dad is making me cringe in 2021

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really making me cringe in 2021 with his outmoded language like "too shit to quit" and "don't bolster the goldstar" and "mustn't fester the westerns" and "be jock to restock" and "gorman holdings the foldings" and things like this



he's declaring "can't rate the brakes" and "mildew finds its own level" and "hoverboards don't lie" and "toffee apples in jars, suspended in brine"


making me wince with cheesy phrases like "wassap parsnips" and "page me a tina turner" and "ladle-weiss" and "horns' up gornin bennett" and "where's the raffle, snaffles?"


and proudly going on record with such corny lines as "i'd muffin your mule" and "law sharks on jaw sparks" and "never awaken in stormy california" and "braces for faces" and "naked gun 6"

[Glebe]

When he said "throwin' shade," that was too much for me.

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When he said "throwin' shade," that was too much for me.

what does it even mean!


i bet he doesn't know either.  and he's the one saying it!

[Glebe]

what does it even mean!


i bet he doesn't know either.  and he's the one saying it!

Mate, even doesn't even know what TikTok is and he's exploding all over it!

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"my batman costume is poking out" and "raging bull by the horns" and "kink in the bio" and "Tourette's florets"

[Glebe]

Always leaves his plaid shirt hanging open so that you can see his Game of Thrones T-shirt.