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Glebe

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Cat slaps a seal.
« on: April 29, 2021, 06:00:23 PM »
Cat slaps a seal.

Noise it makes, freakin seal bastard.


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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2021, 06:02:46 PM »
that one in the background on the left is what you want to keep your eyes on Glebe

Glebe

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2021, 06:04:34 PM »
that one in the background on the left is what you want to keep your eyes on Glebe

If it emits a strangled noise like the first git when it encounters a cat, then it deserves ever cat-slap it gets!

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2021, 06:08:53 PM »
you never see a cat slap Boris Johnson do you? that's why i can never get fully behind them.

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2021, 06:10:58 PM »
Cat shouldn't be territorialising in a seal zone.  I hope it ended up in the water.

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2021, 07:01:58 PM »
Hardly touched him, ref!

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2021, 07:06:04 PM »
I feel kinship with the seal on the left bobbing about not really knowing what's going on.

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2021, 07:59:28 PM »
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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2021, 08:34:26 PM »
If you ever call a seal a 'chonker' or a 'slippyboi' what it does is it tracks down your kids your kids mate and gets them expelled from their middlebrow academies.

Good luck getting them through formal education mahayte.

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2021, 10:35:18 PM »
"Silence, water-dog."

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2021, 04:05:05 PM »
Cats are right slappers. Always slapping. And rightfully so. Get in their cat face, get a cat slap

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2021, 04:06:43 PM »
Poor cunt is stuck in a shitty little enclosure with some other poor, miserable seals and he finally meets a new creature, tries to befriend it and gets a slap for his troubles.


Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2021, 04:10:53 PM »
This is obviously about fish: the cats are hangin' about hopin' to score some of the seal's fish.

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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2021, 04:23:02 PM »
Get in their cat face, get a cat slap
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Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2021, 04:37:10 PM »
This is obviously about fish: the cats are hangin' about hopin' to score some of the seal's fish.

It's Brexit all over again!

Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2021, 05:04:22 PM »
Yes... are we the cat(s)?

Re: Cat slaps a seal.
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2021, 05:10:14 AM »
ACAB, all cats are bastards

Glebe

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