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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2021, 11:18:01 AM »
I'm not being flippant here, I genuinely wonder how the pics are verified.

I bet you do, you dirty old bollocks.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2021, 11:20:12 AM »
He's needs to release a statement saying he's living his life as a gay black man asap to take the sting out

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2021, 11:22:56 AM »
Painful wasn’t it? Kept labouring the same ‘gag’ that only got an embarrassed titter from the audience the first time

I'm sure I remember a comedian(s) doing that bit with the microphone way back, seems like something Eddie Murphy might have done in the 80's.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2021, 11:25:10 AM »
So what happens now? Are the police going to investigate?

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2021, 11:30:03 AM »
He apparently secretly recorded a naked audition with Jahannah James. Here's him doing a 'prank' on her that involves him shouting at her to "get your fanny out and pee on him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oofel1E_1B8

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Powell says Clarke once showed her a secretly recorded video of one such audition with Jahannah James, an actor in Brotherhood. Powell told four people about Clarke’s alleged secret filming, all of whom confirmed the conversation to the Guardian. They include James, her friend, whom she told about the incident in the winter of 2017, in a pub in south London. The naked audition had taken place more than four years previously, for the film Legacy. Powell was able to describe the exact haircut James had at that time – her hair is usually long and blond, but after a “hair disaster” she had cropped it short and returned to her natural brown.

James recalls Clarke had talked her into auditioning for the role. She had been hesitant. She was only 23 and fresh out of drama school. But Clarke persuaded her, explaining that the naked audition wouldn’t be filmed; an email from her agent confirmed this agreement. “I was told 100% it was not going to be on camera,” James says. As she understood it, the naked audition was purely to check she could do the scene and wasn’t going to “bottle it” on the day.

The audition was mortifying, James recalls, and afterwards she pulled out of the running for the role; she didn’t want one of her first acting jobs to be nude. The Guardian spoke to two friends of Powell and James who were also present in the pub that day and recalled the emotional exchange. “I was so upset,” James recalls. “Now, years later, I still cry when I talk about it.”

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2021, 11:39:34 AM »

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2021, 12:08:33 PM »
Sorry to post stuff from reddit but this caught me off guard:

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2021, 12:09:38 PM »
In Ireland, "Mickey" is a slang term for penis. Case closed.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2021, 12:16:35 PM »
So what happens now? Are the police going to investigate?

I wouldn't be surprised if sues the Guardian. He seems the controlling sort who will try and get back at the women who are accusing him in some way.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2021, 12:21:34 PM »
The Guardian piece is pretty shocking and very damning. How can he possibly wave away the complaints of twenty women? He's done. Can't imagine his marriage is much longer for this world either, unless his wife (and mother of his three kids) is fine with "Noel being Noel"

What a turd

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2021, 12:24:36 PM »
He apparently secretly recorded a naked audition with Jahannah James. Here's him doing a 'prank' on her that involves him shouting at her to "get your fanny out and pee on him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oofel1E_1B8

If that's real it's absolutely horrifying. As it progressed I was praying that she was in on it.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2021, 12:30:42 PM »
I wouldn't be surprised if sues the Guardian. He seems the controlling sort who will try and get back at the women who are accusing him in some way.

That would be fantastically unwise of him. My partner is a journo who's done exposés of a similar nature, and you don't print a story like this unless you (and your legal team) are 100% confident in it.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2021, 12:34:20 PM »
If that's real it's absolutely horrifying. As it progressed I was praying that she was in on it.

I'm pretty sure it's not real. It just looks too 'acted'.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2021, 12:35:39 PM »
That would be fantastically unwise of him. My partner is a journo who's done exposés of a similar nature, and you don't print a story like this unless you (and your legal team) are 100% confident in it.
I think he's more likely to go the Spacey route of issuing an apology and absolutely no one thinking it's sincere.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2021, 12:45:11 PM »
I think he's more likely to go the Spacey route of issuing an apology and absolutely no one thinking it's sincere.

And every Christmas afterwards we get an in-character Youtube video of Mickey Doctorwho railing against cancel culture.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #75 on: April 30, 2021, 12:50:37 PM »
That would be fantastically unwise of him. My partner is a journo who's done exposés of a similar nature, and you don't print a story like this unless you (and your legal team) are 100% confident in it.

I suppose it just depends if the Police end up getting involved.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #76 on: April 30, 2021, 01:02:26 PM »
I suppose it just depends if the Police end up getting involved.

It would have to be malicious lies for it to be worth suing. Yer Formula One fella Max Mosley sued the Sun for the Nazi spanking dungeon story and won, and it still led to plenty of further lurid details getting exposed in the press.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #77 on: April 30, 2021, 01:21:44 PM »
Would the Journalists who broke the story be legally bound to report Noel to the police?

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #78 on: April 30, 2021, 01:27:29 PM »
There's a clip going around of Noel Clarke talking about Barrowman's harassy behaviour on set, all in a light-hearted manner of course https://twitter.com/The66Ramblers/status/1140999393274814464
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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #79 on: April 30, 2021, 01:31:08 PM »
Would the Journalists who broke the story be legally bound to report Noel to the police?

From my vague recollections of a Media Law course I took ten years ago - no. But I'm sure there's someone more knowledgeable than me out there. I would think the duty to protect sources would mean that you didn't necessarily have to report everything to the police, as you might put sources in danger by doing so. Even if the criminal justice system put pressure on you to reveal your info to the police, the NUJ would fight your corner, and it would probably be a big scandal if you actually did get into serious trouble.

There's loads of VICE Media content where they talk to criminals; loads of the best docos end up talking to some criminal with a mask on and their voice altered.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #80 on: April 30, 2021, 01:35:21 PM »
There's a clip going around of Noel Clarke talking about Barrowman's harassy behaviour on set, all in a light-hearted manner of course https://twitter.com/The66Ramblers/status/1140999393274814464

Ugh. Clarke holding court like every pub boor trying to show off to a crowd.

"Imagine that eh? A cock in your face, on your shoulder. Yeah? You picturing it? Here, I'll show ya. Haha look at that. There's a cock on your shoulder, Camille! Haha. Eh? Nah nah it can't be offensive, the cock I'm pretending is on your shoulder is gay."

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #81 on: April 30, 2021, 01:40:36 PM »
One of the Gallaghers is called Noel. Not sure which one.

Noel Gallagher.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #82 on: April 30, 2021, 01:50:06 PM »
I'm pretty sure it's not real. It just looks too 'acted'.

I'm glad you said that, the thought had crossed my mind.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #83 on: April 30, 2021, 01:51:36 PM »
Noel Gallagher.

I thought it was the other one. Boneface or summat.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #84 on: April 30, 2021, 02:20:33 PM »
I thought it was the other one. Boneface or summat.


Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #85 on: April 30, 2021, 02:42:18 PM »
Has everyone on this board seen Bob Mortimer on RHLSTP?

He tells a story regarding Keith Allen that i cannot believe has not been picked up on.


I am being a bit careful here as I dont want to bring repurcussions to the Admin, but seeing as Mortimer is a trained solicitor I think there is more to his story than a bit of comedy Bantz. He doesnt seem to like the guy, even if he doesnt fully condemn him.

Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #86 on: April 30, 2021, 02:45:07 PM »
Noel Gallagher.
Ah that's the one.  Had me stumped for ages, I resisted the temptation to Google the answer and all.  Seems so obvious when you think about it.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #87 on: April 30, 2021, 02:53:45 PM »
Isn't Keith Allen fairly well known as a get-your-knob-out bantz merchantcunt?

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #88 on: April 30, 2021, 02:56:09 PM »
I've heard rumours about Moby doing that as well. Obvs there's other stories about him being creepy too.

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Re: I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?
« Reply #89 on: April 30, 2021, 03:02:03 PM »
I've heard rumours about Moby doing that as well. Obvs there's other stories about him being creepy too.

I’ve heard he’s a bit of a dick.

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