I hear you're a pest now, Noel Clarke?

[Custard]

He's already getting dropped by TV companies
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/apr/30/noel-clarke-dropped-by-broadcasters-over-sexual-harassment-claims

Hope the dude saved, as it's unlikely he'll be offered any work in the entertainment field again

This is what amazes me about these kinds of stories. Did he really think no one would ever come forward or call him out on his behaviour? Do ego, money and fame really make you feel like you're, ho ho, bulletproof?

I know we've all done things we're not proud of in our lives, it's human nature, but 20 different women are saying he made their lives hell. How do you even sleep at night? How do you look your mother, or sister, or daughter in the eye? Absolute madness

[pigamus]

Would the Journalists who broke the story be legally bound to report Noel to the police?

You are legally bound to report every Noel to the police

[JaDanketies]

I know we've all done things we're not proud of in our lives, it's human nature, but 20 different women are saying he made their lives hell. How do you even sleep at night? How do you look your mother, or sister, or daughter in the eye? Absolute madness

Tempting to think people who do stuff like this have some kind of personality disorder, psychopaths or narcissists I guess. And these people would be attracted to fields like media, and their unpleasant wiring makes them particularly susceptible to rising to the top and attaining positions of power.

What I guess I'm saying is, he wouldn't do it if he didn't enjoy it. Must have a bunch of cronies around him too, or no sense of shame.

[JamesTC]

You are legally bound to report every Noel to the police

This one Noel cunt used to break into my house every Christmas and eat all my mince pies. Lock up the lot of them.

[idunnosomename]

These days you're immediately cancelled by the woke mob if you comes to light you're a prolific sexual abuser who supports fellow actors waving their willies about on set. Chilling.

[JamesTC]

These days you're immediately cancelled by the woke mob if you comes to light you're a prolific sexual abuser who supports fellow actors waving their willies about on set. Chilling.

GB News save us.

[pigamus]

Chris Evans does it as well

No not that o - oh wait a minute yes that one

[Huxleys Babkins]

He's already getting dropped by TV companies
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/apr/30/noel-clarke-dropped-by-broadcasters-over-sexual-harassment-claims

Hope the dude saved, as it's unlikely he'll be offered any work in the entertainment field again

This is what amazes me about these kinds of stories. Did he really think no one would ever come forward or call him out on his behaviour? Do ego, money and fame really make you feel like you're, ho ho, bulletproof?

I know we've all done things we're not proud of in our lives, it's human nature, but 20 different women are saying he made their lives hell. How do you even sleep at night? How do you look your mother, or sister, or daughter in the eye? Absolute madness

Sounds like he had quite the trusted entourage and he was their Legend Gary. So you can get some desperate, unknown actress in for a nude scene and effectively tape your own porno on studio time knowing full well that nobody is going to say anything. Probably deluded himself into believing they were into it. After all, none of them have asked him to stop. He must have felt invincible.

[imitationleather]

Getting your knob out at work uninvited is genuinely really strange behaviour.

It's interesting that so many people in the media do it, because you could work in other fields for a thousand years and not encounter anyone who found it a fun thing to do.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Imagine how much of a cunt Liam Edmonds must be.

[BeardFaceMan]

Getting your knob out at work uninvited is genuinely really strange behaviour.

It's interesting that so many people in the media do it, because you could work in other fields for a thousand years and not encounter anyone who found it a fun thing to do.

I dunno, I worked in a steelworks when I was 18 and my first week there one of the blokes got his knob out to show me while everyone laughed.

[idunnosomename]

I mean there's Captain Beefheart, that's as much as I know about the phenomenon.

[JaDanketies]

I once had a hydrocele which made my left testes (the thing inside the testes-satchel) around the size of a tangerine and I would get it out occasionally. I waited for enthusiastic consent first, of course, which was usually readily-given.

[imitationleather]

I once had a hydrocele which made my left testes (the thing inside the testes-satchel) around the size of a tangerine and I would get it out occasionally. I waited for enthusiastic consent first, of course, which was usually readily-given.

Yeah I had a think about it and had to go back and specify "at work".

[Custard]

My dad worked at BT, and at one of the Christmas drinks in a pub, there was some willy action

They got the photos developed, and one scamp had his disco stick hanging over the shoulder of some poor oblivious sod

It were the 90s though, no one knew you couldn't wipe your slimer on a shoulder, honest guv!

[Sebastian Cobb]

I dunno, I worked in a steelworks when I was 18 and my first week there one of the blokes got his knob out to show me while everyone laughed.

One prick of a chef in the kitchen I worked at used to whip down other chefs whites. Prick behaviour but I admit I did laugh when he did it to the head chef, and they turned round to shout at him and burned their arse on the stove.

[Custard]

That's out of Carry On, surely!

*Tin whistle*

[idunnosomename]

Don't think I've ever seen a willy

[H-O-W-L]

I'm sure I remember a comedian(s) doing that bit with the microphone way back, seems like something Eddie Murphy might have done in the 80's.

I didn't watch the full clip but if you mean the slapping-the-mic-to-make-funny-sound thing then yeah Murphy did it in his bit about his Aunt Bunny falling down the steps.

[Bad Ambassador]

The last episode of his ITV drama has been pulled from tonight's schedule, to be dumped on the ITV Hub for two days before being permanently removed.

Oh, its replacement in the schedule? It'll Be Alright on the Night, hosted by none-more-unreproachable David Walliams.

[Custard]

Walliams completely got away with it, didn't he? His career carried on like nothing ever happened

Teflon. Teflon twat

[studpuppet]

Getting your knob out at work uninvited is genuinely really strange behaviour.

It's interesting that so many people in the media do it, because you could work in other fields for a thousand years and not encounter anyone who found it a fun thing to do.

This allows me to relate the story of my mum's jury service a few years ago. An orthodontist was up on a charge of indecent exposure and sexual assault. He'd basically unzipped himself and brushed his old fellah across the hand of the young lady that was in his dentist's chair - his defence was that he'd forgotten to zip up after going to the loo and because he went commando, his prong had escaped by accident. My mum's considered opinion as a juror: "He was a lovely, sweet old man - guilty as hell, mind you."

[bigfatheart]

Auf Wiedersehen, Pest

_{cus he was in the revived Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, but that's not what anyone remembers him for}

[Blue Jam]

Has everyone on this board seen Bob Mortimer on RHLSTP?

He tells a story regarding Keith Allen that i cannot believe has not been picked up on.

Perhaps that's due to his status as, er, an especially valued member of The Groucho Club.

[turnstyle]

The image they've used on the BBC home page makes it look like they've caught the rotter spying on some ladies with their kecks off, like a darkly sinister Robin Askwith.

[lipsink]

Did Walliams get his pud out too, aye?

[steve98]

Walliams completely got away with it, didn't he? His career carried on like nothing ever happened

Teflon. Teflon twat

O I do hope that creep's time comes (I'm sure it will).

[Mr Trumpet]

I once had a hydrocele which made my left testes (the thing inside the testes-satchel) around the size of a tangerine and I would get it out occasionally. I waited for enthusiastic consent first, of course, which was usually readily-given.

I knew a lad in sixth form who must have had one of those! He'd get it out as well, but only on request or if he lost a bet.

[Blue Jam]

Knobouthood

[H-O-W-L]

Knobouthood

Havingtoreportyouremovingintotheneighbourhood