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idunnosomename

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Your dad has started a relationship with a spooky skeleton.

He seems to be very happy, but the spooky skeleton regularly performs some of the following spooky antics.
  • Hides in chests only to erupt from them in a most startling and spooky manner
  • A spooky rattle of all its bones while cackling maniacally until its skull falls off
  • removes its femur and uses it to play a bone-chilling recital of the plain-chant Dies Irae on its ribcage

Is such spooky behaviour permissible in modern society?

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Re: Your dad has started a relationship with a spooky skeleton.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2021, 02:14:15 PM »
I don't know whether it's non-permissible as such, but I think people feel they have to turn a blind eye.  Skeletons tend not to respond automatically to the command "no thank you, I don't like it" so what more can anyone do?

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2021, 03:01:21 PM »
Do skeletons collect and collate semen?  Asking for a friend.

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Re: Your dad has started a relationship with a spooky skeleton.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2021, 05:17:20 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2021, 06:46:45 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2021, 06:51:30 PM »
Is the skeleton's "spookiness" measurable, by the way?  Or is this yet another of those subjective accounts.

idunnosomename

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Re: Your dad has started a relationship with a spooky skeleton.
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2021, 10:56:36 PM »
look I think by this skeleton's behaviour, it is pretty objective that it is SERIOUSLY spooky.

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2021, 11:16:38 PM »

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Re: Your dad has started a relationship with a spooky skeleton.
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2021, 01:41:44 AM »

i know, ravishing, but is the spooky behaviour acceptable?

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2021, 06:59:41 AM »
look I think by this skeleton's behaviour, it is pretty objective that it is SERIOUSLY spooky.

Creepy perhaps.  Still not sure about spooky.

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