Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...

[Buelligan]

Swimming pool or piss-fetishing are out for this lad.  Leather shorts and liquid, absolute non-starter.


_{Very dry}

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Worst thing I ever heard about Hitler is that he thought he could just log on to the 'Dark Web' by logging on to his PC while sitting in the dark with his leather shorts on.

[DoesNotFollow]

My stepdad likes his military history, but I find it weird how he brings up things like "Hermann Goring liked to dress up in ladies clothes you know"[nb]I don't know if there's any document of this anyway.[/nb] as if THAT'S the clincher that he was a real wrongun. So totally beside the point.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Hitler dangling a toddler over the balcony at a rally in Munich and a dog leaps up to catch a turd falling from the child's arse.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

My stepdad likes his military history, but I find it weird how he brings up things like "Hermann Goring liked to dress up in ladies clothes you know"[nb]I don't know if there's any document of this anyway.[/nb] as if THAT'S the clincher that he was a real wrongun.

seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

[bgmnts]

seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

Well to be fair thats a result of his gunshot wound from the Putsch right?

[Replies From View]

Apparently it was queefing that gave him the idea of special showers where gas comes out instead of water

[pigamus]

seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

Yeah, he loved to watch him come out of that little box

[Jittlebags]

Those socks are going to weigh an absloute ton when soaked in piss.

[Dex Sawash]

Baby Hitler spent a lot of time soaked in piss, should have seen this coming

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

[Cuellar]

lol

[Fambo Number Mive]

Surprised this Hitler dickhead didn't turn out to be "H" from Line of Duty. Faked his own death, several decades later joined the Central Police, shaved off his pathetic little moustache but, given English was his second (?) language), can be excused for not spelling the word definitely correctly.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

And we wonder why we don't have more piss-fetishists posting here.

We do? What time is that happening? Cheers

[TrenterPercenter]

Ahhh so that is why they called themselves Golden Dawn, dirty bastards.

[thenoise]

I heard that he grew that little tache to stop his niece's piss going up his nose.

[Jasha]

Of course they don't tell you about the 100 laps he did raising money for the league of German health services

[JamesTC]

He apparently baked 100 Streusels for are Captain Tom too. But oh no all we hear about is that dame stuffing her face with balls.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Captain Tom : "I'm thinking of a quiet night in, the internet doesn't have to know a thing about it"
Adolf Hitler : "Sounds nice Herr Captain Tom, but have you considered going for a nice walk around the garden instead?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylC48DnBDkU

[Zetetic]

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

Good for him.

[Kankurette]

Blondi was a good doggy.