Author Topic: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...  (Read 1419 times)

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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2021, 01:37:28 PM »
Swimming pool or piss-fetishing are out for this lad.  Leather shorts and liquid, absolute non-starter.


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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2021, 01:40:18 PM »
Worst thing I ever heard about Hitler is that he thought he could just log on to the ‘Dark Web’ by logging on to his PC while sitting in the dark with his leather shorts on.

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2021, 01:42:27 PM »
My stepdad likes his military history, but I find it weird how he brings up things like "Hermann Goring liked to dress up in ladies clothes you know"[1] as if THAT'S the clincher that he was a real wrongun. So totally beside the point.
 1. I don't know if there's any document of this anyway.

Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2021, 01:49:25 PM »
Hitler dangling a toddler over the balcony at a rally in Munich and a dog leaps up to catch a turd falling from the child's arse.

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2021, 02:38:29 PM »
My stepdad likes his military history, but I find it weird how he brings up things like "Hermann Goring liked to dress up in ladies clothes you know"[1] as if THAT'S the clincher that he was a real wrongun.
 1. I don't know if there's any document of this anyway.
seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2021, 02:40:46 PM »
seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

Well to be fair thats a result of his gunshot wound from the Putsch right?

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2021, 02:45:37 PM »
Apparently it was queefing that gave him the idea of special showers where gas comes out instead of water

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2021, 02:46:58 PM »
seriously

i mean

if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict

Yeah, he loved to watch him come out of that little box

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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2021, 02:48:57 PM »


Those socks are going to weigh an absloute ton when soaked in piss.

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2021, 02:57:59 PM »
Baby Hitler spent a lot of time soaked in piss, should have seen this coming

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2021, 03:23:13 PM »

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2021, 03:34:49 PM »
lol

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2021, 05:19:10 PM »
Surprised this Hitler dickhead didn't turn out to be "H" from Line of Duty. Faked his own death, several decades later joined the Central Police, shaved off his pathetic little moustache but, given English was his second (?) language), can be excused for not spelling the word definitely correctly.

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2021, 05:20:29 PM »
And we wonder why we don't have more piss-fetishists posting here.

We do? What time is that happening? Cheers

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2021, 06:19:10 PM »
Ahhh so that is why they called themselves Golden Dawn, dirty bastards.

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2021, 07:02:36 PM »
I heard that he grew that little tache to stop his niece's piss going up his nose.

Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2021, 07:19:13 PM »
Of course they don't tell you about the 100 laps he did raising money for the league of German health services

Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2021, 07:35:41 PM »
He apparently baked 100 Streusels for are Captain Tom too. But oh no all we hear about is that dame stuffing her face with balls.

Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2021, 09:24:24 PM »
Captain Tom : "I'm thinking of a quiet night in, the internet doesn't have to know a thing about it"
Adolf Hitler : "Sounds nice Herr Captain Tom, but have you considered going for a nice walk around the garden instead?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylC48DnBDkU

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Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2021, 09:41:04 PM »
if you want to talk about personal vices, he was an enormous morphine addict
Good for him.

Re: Just when you thought Hitler couldn't get any worse...
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2021, 12:33:17 AM »
Blondi was a good doggy.

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