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what sharks are banned in your district?
« on: May 03, 2021, 01:09:35 PM »
here in lambeth we aren’t allowed to host great whites or speckled haunts



we are allowed to keep hammerheads, two-fins and wagamonnets

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Re: what sharks are banned in your district?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2021, 02:29:52 PM »
The legal drama "Shark" starring James "Shark" Woods has been banned by the Vatican.

James Woods himself is still welcome, but only as long as he wears the guise of one of his other, non-shark-named characters:

Max "Kipper" Bercovicz from "Once Upon a Time in America"
Lester "Dace" Diamond from "Casino"
H.R. "Halibut" Haldeman from "Nixon"
Father "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a" McFeely from "Scary Movie 2"
and of course "Himself (voice)" from "The Simpsons".

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Re: what sharks are banned in your district?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2021, 08:24:13 PM »
Viz's Pathetic Sharks.

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Re: what sharks are banned in your district?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2021, 09:05:44 PM »
Sandwell Council once imposed a curfew on cheerless, moochhound goth sharks.

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2021, 10:03:24 PM »
Sandwell Council once imposed a curfew on cheerless, moochhound goth sharks.

this is quite sad actually :(

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2021, 10:18:59 PM »
Everything worked out alright; Kevin Rowland intervened on their behalf and they ended up having a drain grate named after them.

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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2021, 10:19:47 PM »
NUTTER SHARK
RENT SHARK
PLOD SHARK
FIRE PLOD SHARK
BIG FUCK OFF SHARK

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2021, 10:28:03 PM »
Everything worked out alright; Kevin Rowland intervened on their behalf and they ended up having a drain grate named after them.

oh good  :)

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Re: what sharks are banned in your district?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2021, 10:55:06 PM »
I'm pretty much on the border so sometimes I go into town centre and I'll see sharks, bold as you like, having a coffee in Costa Coffee yet I visit the SFZ (Shark Free Zone) and its a desolate wasteland, devoid of any sharkish influence.

I really understand the importance of aquatic diversity in your local community.

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2021, 10:59:15 PM »
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