Yesterday you had a full head of hair. But today

[popcorn]

Yesterday you had a full head of hair. But today, each one of those hairs were sucked backwards into your scalp, through your body and then shat out of your arse in a big hairy shitty mass, rendering you permanently bald unfortunately.

[Glebe]

This is a cruel mockery of the MANY bald male people on here. Next you'll be joking about phimosis!

[popcorn]

no one on cab is actually bald are they ?