Bad news for billionaire philanthropy

[idunnosomename]

BILL AND MELINDA GATES GONE

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56975466

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Melinda said she found Bill - methodical it seems even in matters of the heart - writing a list on a whiteboard with the "pros and the cons of getting married".

Love to see this list

Pros
Big cums in wifes vadge

Cons
Maybe wife gets $$$. :'(

[Ham Bap]

I wonder if he gets a lot of begging letters. He must do.
I might write one, being totally honest, that I'm comfortable but instead of spending my life pretending to be busy at work I want £1.5m now so that I can retire. I want to sit and play computer games all day, go for walks in the sun and maybe the odd pint.

[idunnosomename]

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

O Get help writing the divorce settlement
O Just write the divorce settlement without help

HAHHA  MiRCRO$$$UX

[bgmnts]

So that means there is an opening to get fucked by Bill Gates for a hefty lump sum?

[Sebastian Cobb]

And another firm can continue to push for the philantropy->western business cycle.

[idunnosomename]

LOOKS LIKE HIS MARRIAGE HAS CRASHED LIKE A SESSION OF INTERNOT EXPLODER!! ILLEGAL OPERATION! Matt please DM me if you want to use these

[The Mollusk]

Never divorce a man who can leap over a chair from standing position. That's the kind of skill set you never want removing from your spousal arsenal.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Was it his soft micro penis?

[dissolute ocelot]

Probably because she's a covid denialist, or he wouldn't let her join the lizard master race, or she preferred Playstation.

[Icehaven]

"We can no longer grow as a couple". Like a lot of 30 year marriages we're sick of the fucking sight of each other, but unlike a lot of 30 year marriages we can afford to split up.

[Icehaven]

Bill's new bed.

[buttgammon]

Bill's new bed.

Gates's next donation will be giving his last dime to the LGB alliance.

[kittens]

william bill gates you brought us computers to our world and now you have returned home to yours. william bill gate, if not for you i would have to buy porn mags rather than use an interactive artificial intelligence interface to create erotic adventures to masturbate to. RIP

[Gulftastic]

I'd like them both to know that I am single. I'm also willing to be adopted.

[idunnosomename]

The Bill Gates and Melinda Serafinowicz Foundation

(Her actual maiden name is French to save you a click)

[Better Midlands]

william bill gates you brought us computers to our world and now you have returned home to yours. william bill gate, if not for you i would have to buy porn mags rather than use an interactive artificial intelligence interface to create erotic adventures to masturbate to. RIP

Billy Gates RIP, miss you big man - gone but not forgotten

[Mr_Simnock]

Looking forward to seeing bill in naked attraction

[JamesTC]

Will happily marry one of them for money. Not bothered which.

[Head Gardener]

[JamesTC]

Why can't Bill be searching for single unvaccinated scouse men in his area (or on the other side of the world). I want money Bill, fuck me in the arse.

[Vinnie01]

BILL AND MELINDA GATES GONE

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56975466

What a shame

[lipsink]

Their marriage wasn't working. I wonder if they tried switching it off and on again. AAAHHHH.

[jobotic]

The wedding music seems sad now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Q1VAqRynE

[Butchers Blind]

CTRL+ALT+DELETE

[Cold Meat Platter]

So will she get half of his stamps?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Their marriage wasn't working. I wonder if they tried switching it off and on again. AAAHHHH.

I must confess I did enjoy people ripping the piss out of Alan Sugar for comig out with jokes of this calibre (he even did a 3.5in floppy joke).

[idunnosomename]

BILL GATE COMPUTER!!! WHY NOT ASK CLIPPLIT! SETTLE IT OUT OVER THE WEEZER BUDY HOLLY VID AND GAME OF MINDMAZE!!!!

[Dex Sawash]

Blue Screen Of Divorce

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Just when you think the last year can't get any worse :(