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idunnosomename

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Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« on: May 03, 2021, 10:58:17 PM »

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2021, 11:01:40 PM »
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Melinda said she found Bill - methodical it seems even in matters of the heart - writing a list on a whiteboard with the "pros and the cons of getting married".

Love to see this list

Pros
Big cums in wifes vadge

Cons
Maybe wife gets $$$. :'(

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2021, 11:07:34 PM »
I wonder if he gets a lot of begging letters. He must do.
I might write one, being totally honest, that I’m comfortable but instead of spending my life pretending to be busy at work I want £1.5m now so that I can retire. I want to sit and play computer games all day, go for walks in the sun and maybe the odd pint.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2021, 11:09:35 PM »
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

O Get help writing the divorce settlement
O Just write the divorce settlement without help

HAHHA  MiRCRO$$$UX

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2021, 11:09:45 PM »
So that means there is an opening to get fucked by Bill Gates for a hefty lump sum?

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2021, 11:11:03 PM »
And another firm can continue to push for the philantropy->western business cycle.

idunnosomename

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2021, 11:17:41 PM »
LOOKS LIKE HIS MARRIAGE HAS CRASHED LIKE A SESSION OF INTERNOT EXPLODER!! ILLEGAL OPERATION! Matt please DM me if you want to use these

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2021, 11:19:35 PM »
Never divorce a man who can leap over a chair from standing position. That’s the kind of skill set you never want removing from your spousal arsenal.

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2021, 11:20:24 PM »
Was it his soft micro penis?

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2021, 11:50:56 PM »
Probably because she's a covid denialist, or he wouldn't let her join the lizard master race, or she preferred Playstation.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2021, 08:18:34 AM »
"We can no longer grow as a couple". Like a lot of 30 year marriages we're sick of the fucking sight of each other, but unlike a lot of 30 year marriages we can afford to split up.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2021, 08:23:21 AM »


Bill's new bed.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2021, 10:03:29 AM »


Bill's new bed.

Gates's next donation will be giving his last dime to the LGB alliance.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2021, 10:05:25 AM »
william bill gates you brought us computers to our world and now you have returned home to yours. william bill gate, if not for you i would have to buy porn mags rather than use an interactive artificial intelligence interface to create erotic adventures to masturbate to. RIP

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2021, 10:24:44 AM »
I'd like them both to know that I am single. I'm also willing to be adopted.

idunnosomename

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2021, 10:28:21 AM »
The Bill Gates and Melinda Serafinowicz Foundation

(Her actual maiden name is French to save you a click)

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2021, 12:29:33 PM »
william bill gates you brought us computers to our world and now you have returned home to yours. william bill gate, if not for you i would have to buy porn mags rather than use an interactive artificial intelligence interface to create erotic adventures to masturbate to. RIP

Billy Gates RIP, miss you big man - gone but not forgotten

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2021, 01:07:29 PM »
Looking forward to seeing bill in naked attraction

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2021, 01:23:32 PM »
Will happily marry one of them for money. Not bothered which.

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2021, 07:09:27 PM »
Why can't Bill be searching for single unvaccinated scouse men in his area (or on the other side of the world). I want money Bill, fuck me in the arse.


Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2021, 09:03:04 PM »
Their marriage wasn't working. I wonder if they tried switching it off and on again. AAAHHHH.

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2021, 09:33:42 PM »
The wedding music seems sad now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Q1VAqRynE

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2021, 09:45:14 PM »
CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2021, 09:47:11 PM »
So will she get half of his stamps?

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2021, 09:47:31 PM »
Their marriage wasn't working. I wonder if they tried switching it off and on again. AAAHHHH.

I must confess I did enjoy people ripping the piss out of Alan Sugar for comig out with jokes of this calibre (he even did a 3.5in floppy joke).

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2021, 10:24:29 PM »
BILL GATE COMPUTER!!! WHY NOT ASK CLIPPLIT! SETTLE IT OUT OVER THE WEEZER BUDY HOLLY VID AND GAME OF MINDMAZE!!!!

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Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2021, 10:54:36 PM »
Blue Screen Of Divorce

Re: Bad news for billionaire philanthropy
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2021, 01:35:25 AM »
Just when you think the last year can't get any worse :(

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