Author Topic: Could Judas Escariot’s arse have fitted through a window?  (Read 91 times)

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Arses were bigger back then, and windows smaller.  So could Judas Escariot’s arse have fitted through a window?

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Re: Could Judas Escariot’s arse have fitted through a window?
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2021, 08:08:12 AM »
better to be a camel through the eye of a needle than Judas Escariot's arse through a window

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Re: Could Judas Escariot’s arse have fitted through a window?
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2021, 08:35:11 AM »
They've actually done studies on this and I'm pretty sure they did conclude that Judas Escargot's arse could not have fully fit through even the largest Biblical window. This is partially due to Judas having abnormally large arse cheeks; you can clearly see in The Last Supper photograph that Judas is sort of leaning forward, half off his stool, because his arse is so big.

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