Author Topic: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)  (Read 1658 times)

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2021, 10:20:58 PM »
stick that fuckin pesto in your meatus

In my ear?

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2021, 10:25:45 PM »
What's everyone's opinions[1] on the recent CIA recruitment video?
 1. as it pertains to smashing herbs and cheese in a pestle and mortar

TrenterPercenter

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2021, 10:36:20 PM »


PINE NUTS!

idunnosomename

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2021, 10:46:25 PM »
i AM BORIS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

purlieu

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2021, 10:49:07 PM »
Made some from a whole jar of home-made oven-dried tomatoes last year. Bunch of herbs, oil, pine nuts, billion rich condensed tomatoes, made the strongest, tastiest pesto I've ever had. My parents' tomato crop was excessive so it was all I could do to help them get through the lot.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2021, 10:52:57 PM »
i AM BORIS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously doubt it.

idunnosomename

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2021, 11:14:33 PM »
*slaps dick on table*

read it an weep boys

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2021, 11:21:49 PM »
*slaps dick on table*

read it an weep boys

Okay, let's see... "It was a dark and stormy night..."

Utterdrivel

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2021, 11:23:15 PM »
Pesto is shit.


There, I said it.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2021, 11:29:49 PM »
Reported to mods.

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2021, 12:15:01 AM »
Made some from a whole jar of home-made oven-dried tomatoes last year. Bunch of herbs, oil, pine nuts, billion rich condensed tomatoes, made the strongest, tastiest pesto I've ever had. My parents' tomato crop was excessive so it was all I could do to help them get through the lot.

I’ve just planted some tomatoes, and I’m hoping they go like gangbusters so I can eat the fuck out of them all summer, but I’m nabbing this idea too. Thanks, Bozza.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2021, 12:29:54 AM »
pesto tastes like rim, honestly, proper edge of dogs eyes nonsense man, fuck it out

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2021, 12:43:19 AM »
What mafioso rim have you been huffing that it tastes like basil and cheese?

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2021, 12:43:56 AM »
going on here, grief and all sorts, absolutely shocking this

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2021, 12:46:18 AM »
This is a thread about pesto, your posts were clearly meant for the thread that's "I Am The Walrus" fanfic.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2021, 12:47:12 AM »
"I did it my way" - Frank "Ol' Green Eye" Sinatra

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2021, 02:11:18 AM »
Clearly you’ve only eaten shit pesto.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2021, 02:06:56 PM »
Like with sweetcorn in it?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2021, 02:18:56 PM »
AAH! PESTO

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2021, 08:56:35 PM »
AAH! PESTO

Linda Bell in ham. Get it like a penis in a dead pig's head.

idunnosomename

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2021, 09:54:16 PM »
Imagine cumming but a load of Filippo Berio pesto comes out. mama mia!

TrenterPercenter

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2021, 10:03:01 PM »
The Count of Monte Pesto

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2021, 10:04:53 PM »
The Sex Pestos

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2021, 10:07:29 PM »
The Pesto the Beatles.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2021, 10:08:20 PM »
Imagine cumming but a load of Filippo Berio pesto comes out. mama mia!

Hulk Smegma.

idunnosomename

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Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2021, 10:34:46 PM »
look at this cunt


Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #56 on: May 06, 2021, 04:16:51 PM »
Trapani Pesto is nice, its just fresh tomatoes, basil, almonds, garlic and olive oil.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2021, 04:21:59 PM »
I had avocado and kale pesto once. It was shit. Fucking liberal metropolitan elite polluting our British food.[1]
 1. It really was not nice, though.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2021, 06:26:05 PM »
I can't believe what yuppies can do to kale and purple sprouting. Total defilement.

Re: BORIS DEADSON (1964 - 2021)
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2021, 06:26:46 PM »
look at this cunt



I don't like the Prime Minister much either but he really has no place in the pesto thread.

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