Would kind Sir happen to know the nearest Sharting Centre?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I am much desirous to visit a Sharting Centre, yet I was waylaid, you see, rendering porke at a Ballast Mill near Dunbarton.

Would Sir be aware of a Sharting Centre in the vicinity?

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The Tories closed them all down.  You know this.

[shiftwork2]

I am much desirous to visit a Sharting Centre, yet I was waylaid, you see, rendering porke at a Ballast Mill near Dunbarton.

Would Sir be aware of a Sharting Centre in the vicinity?

The best bit of Barry Lyndon.

[Glebe]

Be a gentleman and escort me to this sharing facility, would you?

[Ferris]

I bet its Runcorn.

[zomgmouse]

ur mum lol