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Grime Workshop

Started by Huxleys Babkins, May 05, 2021, 10:30:34 AM

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Use this thread for trying out your latest grime raps. No judgement, no rules, just pure workshopping. Peace.

My name is Babkins and I'm here to say,
I like to do a bit of knife crime every day.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPAPAPAH!

Can't pay the agreed rent for my tenancy,
Cos I'm caught up in a teenage pregnancy.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMPHAH!

Your dad said you can't play Super Nintendo,
That old fool simply has to go.
You could join a gang and have him offed,
Or steal his Viagra so his willy goes soft.
LOW SELF ESTEEM BROTHERRRRRAPPPPAAAAPAH!!

Glebe

Yo Glebe here chilling in the hood right now
Got m'bitches and m'homies and m'glock
Real cool, see? With the AK-47

Don't step to this!
Fools be making bad rhymes
Sucka MCs and that!
I'm cuttin' mad rhythms
With me record player thing

Mr Trumpet

I had a Lizardmen army and my dad had Bretonnians

Bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches, bitch,
Bitch, bitchy, bit-bit-bitty-bit-bitch, bitchowwwww.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITCHHHH!

Ferris

[tag]wargaming nerd leaves thread confused[/tag]

zomgmouse

soot and mud and dirt and muck
i like to piss and i like to fuck
brrrrrap brrrrrap
the square root of the perimeter of sin(45) is three-quarters point pi that's MAFFS

Putting on Massive Attack's Mezzanine,
Heating up your arse like Burger King.
BAZINGGGGGA!

idunnosomename

sold out when it became a PLC

WHOOP WHHOP!

jobotic

Hi every... ..sorry, thought this was a muck seminar

Captain Z

You all bout to see some major violence
Cos the cops took away my bicycle licence
DRRRRRRRRILLLLLLLLLLL

bgmnts

Is this worth getting into? I'm a semi-enthusiast but I heard that grime doesn't pay.