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Freds (1984)

Started by GoblinAhFuckScary, May 05, 2021, 01:45:43 PM

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GoblinAhFuckScary

didn't like it when fred dropped them slags into the town centre of sheffield

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zomgmouse

INT. FREDS BISTRO. MORNING

Bright sky outside through the window. Place is teeming with customers.

GRANDDA
busy busy busy

FRED
as always mate

GRANDDA
wotcher got as special then today

FRED
fried web

GRANDDA
slop me one o those then lad

FRED
as always mate!



7 BAFTAS 8 CRITICS CIRCLE AWARDS

Pink Gregory

bladdy ell luv me skin's all mewtin orf

rat for tea? 

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

That bit when Fred Dibnah falls to his death from the chimney with his hair and overalls on fire, and then sad music by Limp Bizkit plays. Poignant

Glebe

I like the bit where Fred walks mud into the house and there's no punchline!

badaids


The scene where Fred Harris pedals into Hemel Hempstead town centre reprising his role as Chocka Bloke on his little tractor and is instantly vaporised by a 750Kt MIRV from a Russian R36 ICBM is priceless. The look on his melting face!