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Meeting with Clarence Boddicker at my factory this afternoon

Started by Fambo Number Mive, May 05, 2021, 02:13:35 PM

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Fambo Number Mive



bgmnts

Make sure all the bitches have left the floor beforehand.

Glebe


The Dog

I've heard that Robocop does his evening class on a Wednesdays, so you should be good. Is your factory near the community centre?

Fambo Number Mive


Uncle TechTip

HENCHMAN: Why the long face?

HENCHMAN 2: Fell in a vat of acid, dinnaye!!

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robocop gets a bit weird when he's drunk.  there was a party where he brought in one of those long bits of non-escalating escalators you get in airports to speed you along faster, and he was moonwalking down the fucking thing which essentially meant he was just standing still to everyone watching


roll up roll up come and watch a drunken robocop standing still

frajer

Have a ton of scrap metal suspended in a crane. You'll thank yourself later.

The Dog

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on May 05, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
I don't think so, no. I'll ask my coke packers.

Ok well he'll probably be heading over towards the community centre at about 5pm so you should be ok after that.

The Dog

Just realised you've probably had your meeting already!

Hope it wasn't before 5pm, probably be a bit awkward having Rob O'Cop turn up at your drug meeting.


Lungpuddle

I heard that one of Clarence's henchmen showed up and ended up in ER.

Goldentony

robocop turned up and tore the estate agents dick off then cunted someones nut in with the table going YOU DID THIS CITIZEN

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: bgmnts on May 05, 2021, 10:40:13 PM
Update on this? Did Robocop intervene?

It was Robocop-free, but Clarence did put his fingers in my wine glass.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Fambo Number Mive

He did indeed, and the one with the annoying laugh, and the one from ER.

They behaved themselves though, maybe because the Tigers were playing tonight and Clarence wanted to get home and watch it.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Beware! I've heard that the girl from Carrie might be knocking about, looking to take Clarence down.