Fucking Huge Moth

[Cold Meat Platter]

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/may/05/giant-wood-moth-found-queensland-australia-school

Really fucking massive moth there.
Lots of love,
CMP

[non capisco]

Big moth strikes again.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Urgh. I've got a bit of a phobia about moths, especially because they always seem to try and fly into your head. That bastard would give me the FEAR.

[Captain Z]

Mam moth

[Buelligan]

Indeed, the mother of all mothers.  Bit wooly too.

[idunnosomename]

Think thats a clam mate

[steve98]

He's sawing the balls off it. (Clothes preservationists will pay top dollar for mothballs that size.)

EDITED for clarification. They dangle them (the sawn-off moth's balls) in their wardrobes as a warning to other moths.

[BlodwynPig]

Here's one at the last CaB meet with Shoulders (or is that his knee?)

[imitationleather]

What name does he post on here under?

[Solid Jim]

A couple of years ago, I noticed two of my colleagues standing at the door that leads out to a small neglected courtyard adjacent to our department. They were looking outside at something, and occasionally pointing.

When I approached them to ask what they had seen, they looked sheepish and replied "a big moth".

This is a thoroughly mediocre anecdote, but there'll probably never be a more relevant thread so I'm seizing the opportunity to divest myself of it.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Nothing to say except moths are all bastards especially big ones

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Imagine if it flew down Michael Barrymore's cock.

[steve98]

When I approached them to ask what they had seen, they looked sheepish and replied "a big moth".

This is a thoroughly mediocre anecdote

Yes it is. The thrill-seeking reader's always gonna be disappointed when he clicks on a "Fucking Huge Moth!" thread and finds merely a "big" moth anecdote.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A couple of years ago, I noticed two of my colleagues standing at the door that leads out to a small neglected courtyard adjacent to our department. They were looking outside at something, and occasionally pointing.

When I approached them to ask what they had seen, they looked sheepish and replied "a big moth".

This is a thoroughly mediocre anecdote, but there'll probably never be a more relevant thread so I'm seizing the opportunity to divest myself of it.

Rubbish. Go back to bed.

[Bernice]

Be he moth?

[Thomas]

One of these drag moths, patterned in the manner of Toffo packaging, alighted at our primary school one sunny lunchtime:



The rougher boys demonstrated admirable restraint in not smashing its head in. Years later, I was lucky enough to spot a couple of hummingbird moths whilst wandering aimlessly at my place of work, to the wistful envy of an entomology-enthusing colleague who'd been hoping to see one for 40 years:

[Dex Sawash]

What name does he post on here under?

mothman

[madhair60]

size of the cunt

[flotemysost]

Just wait til you see the Aldi rip-off version.

[seepage]

Imagine getting in a fight with the fucker.

[NoSleep]

Urgh. I've got a bit of a phobia about moths, especially because they always seem to try and fly into your head. That bastard would give me the FEAR.

Turn off your headlights.

[The Mollusk]

Imagine getting in a fight with the fucker.

I would fucking lamp that thing clean out of the air no questions asked.

[Sherman Krank]

"That's not a moth....... this is a moth."

[SteveDave]

Kill it and all moths. And butterflies. Death to all.

[Glebe]

[mothman]

It saddens me that even in such a haven of tolerance and understanding like CaB, casual expressions of mothyphobia persist yet go unchallenged.

[steve98]

Yeah. Why don't you just kill yourself? Everyone hates you.

[mothman]

Why, when eventually I will go into a cocoon and emerge a beautiful, lovable butterfly?[nb]I may have some of the details wrong here[/nb]

[steve98]

This is you - Mothman - emerging... From your chrysalis.

There's a joke here involving mothballs (or something,) I dunno. Head's wasted.

[mothman]

It hits the nail on the head

Spoiler alert

or else it gets the hose

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