popcorn "objectively bad".

[Glebe]

popcorn is "objectively bad" according to an article in Scientific American.

Building on theories suggested by late TV professor Heinz Wolff, scientists have now proven that popcorn is "bloody awful in a thoroughly empirical way," says the article. Just though you guys would like to know!

[Bazooka]

This coupled with the findings of "Subjectively Septic", I don't know if he can rebound from this.

[popcorn]

I reject the hypothesis!!

[Glebe]

I reject the hypothesis!!

It's been proven by science.