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robocop 1930s

Started by Goldentony, May 08, 2021, 04:43:43 AM

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Goldentony

its a sick bloke, really withered and ill, put him in a bin and someone wheels him round but they cant interfere and they have to wear a big sack to hide

robocop
HALT DHSGGFGHDHG RNGN OWOOWOOOHARGH

[trundles down lane]

KIN STOOOOWWOAHAGHHJWKJS  STOP

man
fuck off robocop you stupid bastard, you fuckin bin

robocop
wrong ith you, im fuckin man, ive got emotions mate kinell

man
fuck off you fucking fucking fucking total twat

robocop
johann fucking wheel us out backwoaahgaghrjhhgrghrghrbn

Goldentony

man
yeah fuck off robocop off wi thee fooken come round here docks probably still goin 30s isnt it fuck off cunt

robocop
wheel us the stock market

officer johann bonce
20s that

robocop
fuck off you too oh my god im a fuckin ill man you horrible pair of twats

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Robocop of dock green

............

Robocop
I divvunt give a fook aboot all youse in the gennerul populace like

Man
But robocop you are here to protect and serve

Robocop
Ah just cannut. Am away for kets at the shop, divvunt hassle us

Man
Why do you always let us down robocop

Robocop
It's all pressure from childhood ah supporse. I wor 4th of 5 sons like yer nah?

Glebe

ROBOCOP: Dead or alive, you're coming we me, see!

CLARENCE BODICKER: Oh so you're a wise guy, ah? Plug 'im, boys!

idunnosomename

a dozen robokops on a big policewagon go around detroit having numerous pratfalls on hand-cranked film played back too fast

Goldentony

you designed the robocops to comedically stall and wave their limbs around when they turn corners running after criminals??


Fambo Number Mive

Robocop shoots a mobster in the dick.