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Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits

Started by king_tubby, May 08, 2021, 09:41:50 PM

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king_tubby

Not my words, the words of Labour MP Rachel Reeves.


BlodwynPig


Goldentony

this is bullshit king, the agreed vote on thread was that its to be named KEIR STARMER TOTAL CUNT

imitationleather

Hopefully this will be the last Labour party thread.

king_tubby

Quote from: Goldentony on May 08, 2021, 09:45:00 PM
this is bullshit king, the agreed vote on thread was that its to be named KEIR STARMER TOTAL CUNT

Hey, he's yesterday's cunt, I'm anticipating the new fucker.

GoblinAhFuckScary


jobotic

Glad there's no Cunt in it, would mean I can't look at it at work.




(yeah but what about the new Labour thread?)

Goldentony

let me have this one reply then

Old Nehamkin

Sincerely do not believe this party is surviving another GE. Entering Whig zone.

king_tubby

So, this Lady Jenny Chapman who was mentioned on the last thread.



Oh Kieth. You dirty old bollocks.

monkfromhavana

Burgon has claimed that it's "almost a Blairite takeover".

I hope all of the Blairites lose their seats.

jobotic


Buelligan


Baroness Chapman of Darlington with Sir Keir Rodney Starmer KCB QC MP in happier times

idunnosomename

Didn't know what day it was, the polls were low-oh-oh-oh
Trying to be like Joe-oh-oh-oh
Dunty was laying down some dirtbag Kieth Troll, "grow up" he said

The hard left I won't app-hee-hee-hease
Gonna take on tory slea-ee-ee-eze
But here comes old BJ, on a crazy vaccine wave

*dee-dee da dee da dee da deee dee dee dee*

There's a star-MER ready as PM
He's come on up to meet us
But we think he's totally blem
There's a star-MER waiting in the wings
He's really quite electable
'Cause he know his haircut wins
He told me
Let the adults back in
Let the adults win it

Let all the adults wing it

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la-la, labour



Fabian Thomsett

This should be interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0sZ6RkS3g

QuoteThe Labour party is in turmoil after mostly disastrous election results in England and Scotland. Devoid of a vision, the leadership is preparing to attack the left.
How can Labour be saved - or can it? Joining me are former Shadow Cabinet ministers John McDonnell and Jon Trickett, Labour MPs Kim Johnson and Nadia Whittome - while Preston Council Labour leader Matthew Brown explains how they bucked the national trend with radical policies.

Is there gonna be a Labour Party tomorrow though

Ferris


imitationleather


Sebastian Cobb

Sam Coates reporting Rayner's getting another senior role.



A less charitable reading would be they need to invent a new position for her because people are rightly saying Kieth looks like a bell for sacking her.

Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 08, 2021, 11:04:35 PM
A less charitable reading would be they need to invent a new position for her because people are rightly saying Kieth looks like a bell for sacking her.

It is entirely this, because what else could it possibly be?

"You're sacked"

*criticism*

"... oh, er, I hadn't finished; you're sacked and instead you're doing this new job instead.

Reeks of Boo-urns

Sebastian Cobb


monkfromhavana





GoblinAhFuckScary


Spode

Had to Google who Wes Streeting was. Then had to Google the Irish frostbit lad to confirm they weren't the same person. They're not.