Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits

[Zetetic]

Cheers Jim.

[Buelligan]

[jobotic]

Such bitter dregs.

Lol

[Sebastian Cobb]

lmao

[idunnosomename]

spend the money on a big robot hand that smacks naughty boys' bottoms

[Sebastian Cobb]

Mandatory curfews for anyone silly enough to find 'Kieth' funny.

[Johnny Yesno]

OK I'll leave all you "socialists" to, metaphorically speaking, (i hope) wank each other off in an orgy of self congratulatory group-think.  I wish you well, if you've got nothing now, I'm sure you'll still have most of it left at life's end. See you on the far side.
Much love
LJ

Bye!

Bit harsh hoping the wanking off is metaphorical, though :(

[Blumf]

New policy announcement from LOTO's office: Cones Hotline

[BlodwynPig]

Fair enough. Maybe you'd be better off watching the likes of "Stacey Dooley Investigates" on TV or Channel 4 news. They change nothing either but they make a few quid preaching at ya. lol

Love to discuss this. Pie and pint at a covid secure? I can drive down in my Nissan Leaf if there's parking

[Johnny Yesno]

lmao

Compromise: how about building a 'law and order vanity yacht' on wheels and driving that through residential neighbourhoods to thwart the young hoodlums with their off-road bikes and their high-powered cars?

[Buelligan]

At last, the big-hitter policies are being rolled out and just in time to save plucky little Batley & Hedges.  I knew Keith would come good in the end!  Huzzah!

[Neville Chamberlain]

It's a veritable policy blitz!

[Buelligan]

Well Nev, it's not like they didn't warn us.  Batten down those hatches, policies incoming!

[Psybro]

I might go door knocking at this weekend if they promise to do something about kids having their hands in their pockets when they're talking to you.

[Buelligan]

Before you do, best to get a head start on these things, prepare your answer in advance in case any clever dickie tries asking about the high-powered cars being raced through residential neighbourhoods thing and where Keith stands on that or if, indeed, he hops back in and goes off home.

[king_tubby]

'Sir Kieth, what is your opinion on Matt Hancock using public funds to employ someone he's boning?'

[Buelligan]

There's nothing going on between Keith and Jenny Chapman, if that's what you're getting at.  She's allowed to visit his family home and everything.

Even if there were, we're all adults here (nearly all), Britain's Prime Minister, himself, doesn't even know how many children he's fathered.  Grow up.

[Paul Calf]

I think you should call someone a cunt at this point.

[phantom_power]

Owen Jones getting a lot of flak from the usual suspects claiming he is enabling the Tories and helping destroy Labour by....reporting what is happening. It is funny how under Corbyn the low polling was completely down to him and nothing to do with the media or the members of the party actively trying to undermine him and stop Labour winning, but when now is down to "hard left" activists criticising him and not wanting Labour to win, despite them repeatedly saying they do. Jones even had a tweet of his hoping Starmer does well when got the leadership used against him that he is some sort of turncoat, even though it sort of disproves that he wanted him to fail from the start.

It is similar and related to them constantly belittling Corbyn in the run up to the election and now claiming they want unity and criticising anyone on the left who has anything bad to say about Labour or its leader for "sowing disharmony" and being obsessed with in-fighting. Some of them are genuine duplicitous cunts but others just seem delusional and totally brainwormed by cognitive dissonance

[Buelligan]

I think you should call someone a cunt at this point.

Thanks Paul, all these people (not Owen) that pp is referring to are absolute cunts. 

I cannot imagine why all their teeth don't just drop out of mouths that lie so fucking much.  I mean, remember all these last months of CLPs being stopped meeting, members suspended, on and fucking on and now it's the quiet little Left who're the bastards - what a fucking massive surprise.

[BlodwynPig]

Just trash centrists. Never ever listen to them again

[Sebastian Cobb]

Owen Jones getting a lot of flak from the usual suspects claiming he is enabling the Tories and helping destroy Labour by....reporting what is happening. It is funny how under Corbyn the low polling was completely down to him and nothing to do with the media or the members of the party actively trying to undermine him and stop Labour winning, but when now is down to "hard left" activists criticising him and not wanting Labour to win, despite them repeatedly saying they do. Jones even had a tweet of his hoping Starmer does well when got the leadership used against him that he is some sort of turncoat, even though it sort of disproves that he wanted him to fail from the start.

It is similar and related to them constantly belittling Corbyn in the run up to the election and now claiming they want unity and criticising anyone on the left who has anything bad to say about Labour or its leader for "sowing disharmony" and being obsessed with in-fighting. Some of them are genuine duplicitous cunts but others just seem delusional and totally brainwormed by cognitive dissonance

lol some centrist melt I know was whinging because they quote tweeted Jones reporting something with a bit of whataboutery "why isn't he reporting about xyz!?" and then Jones popped up himself with "what like this?" and a link to him reporting about xyz.

So then said melt moaned that Jones was wasting time replying to the little people. Can't win can he?

[phantom_power]

They are going in hard on him "supporting" Galloway, despite him only interviewing him for the B&S stuff and pretty clearly stating that he doesn't support him. I have my issues with Jones but the effort that some people put into having a go at him is bizarre. He gets it from all sides as well. As I say, I am not necessarily his biggest fan but he deserves some sort of medal for putting up with this shit 24/7 without telling everyone to fuck all the way off to fuck town. That goes double for Ash Sarkar

[Ferris]

I might go door knocking at this weekend if they promise to do something about kids having their hands in their pockets when they're talking to you.

It does seem like this is being done to target some ur-Alan Partridge voter who is generally against this type of thing, but also would never vote labour so any outreach is fruitless.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's more reactionary than Dave's pathetic 'hug a hoodie' message.

[Buelligan]

Yeah but show them some eighteen year old piloting a Spitfire under a bridge or some such bit of chocks away derring-do and they spunk themselves silly.  Narrow Pavlovian-bellends.

They are going in hard on him "supporting" Galloway, despite him only interviewing him for the B&S stuff and pretty clearly stating that he doesn't support him. I have my issues with Jones but the effort that some people put into having a go at him is bizarre. He gets it from all sides as well. As I say, I am not necessarily his biggest fan but he deserves some sort of medal for putting up with this shit 24/7 without telling everyone to fuck all the way off to fuck town. That goes double for Ash Sarkar

Absolutely agree.

[peanutbutter]

New stage of Starmer: bigging up his background as a prosecutor in a hope to convey some kind of substance, tying all his tepid criticisms of the government to some reminder of how big of a cunt he was in the hope it'll win over some old cunts that are never gonna vote Labour

[Paul Calf]

I don't think Jones should have interviewed Galloway because I don't think Galloway can cause anything but harm to left wingers, however attacking him for doing it smacks of censorship and 'unpersoning'.

[phantom_power]

I don't think Jones should have interviewed Galloway because I don't think Galloway can cause anything but harm to left wingers, however attacking him for doing it smacks of censorship and 'unpersoning'.

He is standing in that constituency. Not interviewing him would cause more fuss than doing so

[Buelligan]

Yeah and Jones earns his living as a journalist.  I didn't see too many centrists wringing their onions when Jones wrote pieces for the Guardian saying he wasn't sure Corbs was the full shilling.